I always saw The Brain as Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off but finding this dejected image caused me to pay homage to one of the good, but terribly unlucky guys of our league...Brain
1st and 99 to go... The question on everyone's mind, "who else from the first round will be on my roster?" Well, Brain, only you can answer that one. Not even the Juiceman can prognosticate that choice...we know the knuckler is comin'. Will it be Mr. Alexander, Mr. Westbrook, or Mr. Manning? Let's face it, given your keepers you can't feel good about any position!
I hear there's some guy who had great stats a couple years ago in high school who may be available, or better yet, maybe Cecil Fielder has another son playing professional sports???
2nd and 100 to go... Almost a safety that time! Maybe you should draft Manning! He never takes a sack and God knows you need a break! But let's assume you're loving Eli instead - you can't, well, maybe you can take him in the 5 spot but that pitch would curve so much Prince couldn't hit it! How about a WR? Afterall, can anyone really trust one of the backs available after LT and SJ...I'll help you with that one - NO! Historically 40-50% of all positional players finishing in the top-10 turnover the next season - Yikes! Well, who is this year's Lamont Jordan? How about Shaun Alexander? Portis? Need more proof - 2005 - Priest, Jamal, Domanick Davis, McGahee, Deuce...We know there are guys who will fail (Ricky H doesn't count) so who's going to pick up the torch and run with it in 2007? My monies on anyone but me - because WR haven't busted in our league in the first! Or, better yet, take WRs in front of me and leave me to skillfully pick this year's SJ who unbelievably fell to DNICE in 2006!
3rd and Oooops - even Manning can't help you.