Tuesday, June 3, 2008

A Historic Day DESERVES a Historic Mock!!!


1.01 - Fred ..... L.T.


Does anyone really think LT isn't going #1??? Whether Fred keeps the pick or not LT is going #1 b/c he is the only guy guaranteed to finish in the Top 5.....AGAIN!!!




1.02 - Drury ...... S-Jax


Brady is tempting as is All-Day but when push comes to shove...Drury wants a full time back who's in a contract year - Oh yeah, did I mention he plays in the NFC West??? Nice decision Drury....nice decision!




1.03 - Vogel ..... Addai


With the former Beaver off the board you are simply beside yourself and do the only thing a man of you prowess does ... go reliable. Only question is ... Is Addai more reliable than Brady? You won't take the bait .... way to stay true my friend!




1.04 - Flava ...... All-Day


Seriously....di you really think it'd be anybody else????




1.05 - Senuta ...... Brady


No way I can pass on a guy that gives me consistent points week in and week out....also, I think he has a chip on his shoulder....that my friends is a SCARY thought!!!




1.06 - D&D ..... Marion the Barbarion


Just b/c Conley wants to say this throughout the season b/c it sounds cool. The pick may also have something to do with the fact he's smart enough to know which '07 Cowboy back is going to have a monster year as the bonafide #1 back!!!




1.07 - PE ..... Westbrook


Dan is a man who believes things happen for a reason and feels he can't go wrong either way here....Moss or Westbrook have a championship with him in '07 and he wants that type of leadership and understanding of expectations back....screw the injury concerns...with a WR and TE kept he'll get his back now!




1.08 - Ninja ..... Manning


Feeling confident about Turner and MJD, Skertich can't fight off the urge to grab a Manning. The thing he's learned in his two years in the league is a dominant QB can score enough points to win you weeks....isn't that right, Patrick??? Manning may be in for another run at the record and Skertich wants a QB who is consistent!!!



1.09 - DNice ..... Portis


Brady would have been a "No-Brainer" here with Welker and Selvin being kept" but even still Mark Understands Brain could go RB/RB ... no way Marky Mark doesn't grab the back he wants first! Can't be forced to take and under=performing LJ again - can you? You'll get your WR in just a second!




1.10 - Brain ..... Moss


Well, Brain isn't called Brain for nothing, he knows Roddy-Roddy isn't a #1 Wideout and Moss is the #1 of all #1's. Nice pick Brain....I'll call you later!!!!




ROUND 2




2.01 - Brain ..... LJ


Brain loves Willis McGahee but can't pass on a name like LJ who figures to run behind a much improved line. Hope they can pass protect too b/c with the QB options in KC right now....Brain may be taking snaps by mid-October!




2.02 - DNice ..... TO


Mark loves Mark some Mark and can't ignore ther love affair he has with TO. Eerily similar to that girl you just can't seem to simply say hello to without asking her if she'd like to come back to your place at the end of the evening.......Welcome Home T.O. - Welcome Home!!




2.03 - Ninja ..... Wayne


Not sure he should have taken Manning he can't possibly take his new #1.....can he????... Thing is, he also knows deep down in places he doesn't talk about at parties he can't feel 100% confident with his backs. Lynch and McGahee were the last of the elite RB's .... unless you count Reggie Bush ... we know where Skertich stands with Bush. He passes and sticks with the INDY connection!


2.04 - PE ..... Fitz


Knowing Lee Evans isn't the most consistent of WR's in the league Dan has to grab a guy who can do just that...thinks about Braylon b/c of his Wolverine ties but when push comes to shove he'll pick the guy with the same Bye Week as Westbrook......Won't He????


2.05 - D&D ..... Edwards


Conley loves Coles but knows it's a little too early to get the family back together...he'll grab Braylon and soon realize this pick is doomed for the very reason he didn't look to trade for Anderson........hope you follow me here young Conley!


2.06 - Senuta ...... Smith


In all seriousness, I can't dance with AJ for a 3rd year and now way I'm touching Cincy until I see how it plays out. Steve Smith will produce and that's good enough for me...love a QB who force feeds a favorite wideout!



2.07 - Flava ..... Andre J.


Quite an upgrade over Jacoby Jones, eh Ricky B??? The guy may be the most talented WR in the NFL and hopefully he shows you that b/c god knows I have only caught a quick peak!


2.08 - Vogel ..... Burress


For the same reason Vog stays clear of the "bungled" situation and grabs a performer. Sure McGahee is tempting as are Bush and Lynch but 1 of the three will be there in the 3rd so he'll take his pick of the remaining wideouts!


2.09 - Drury ..... Housh


Drury loves the "Gateway" but not enough to justify both S-Jax and Holt so he'll go with a high target WR who is the more consistent of the 2 in cincy.


2.10 - Freddy ...... Holt


Either way he's going 1 and 1 here with a WR and a RB. Holt is safer than Boldin or CJ and I think even Fred is smart enough to stay clear of el Presidente....eh????



ROUND 3



3.01 - Fred ..... Lynch


If I remember correctly Fred is actually a pretty savvy draft guy who can find value....doesn't a guy like Lynch fit the bill. He is the main guy who is due to break out....at least that's what I am hearing!


3.02 - Drury .... McGahee


Can't pass on a guy who is the BWB for the new regime in Baltimore...Vogel is wishing you would but only Reggie can be justified here so take your pick but I like my guess....YOU????


3.03 - Vog ..... Boldin


Simply because you are a boldin guy....always have been! Also I'm not sure you'll dance with Bush since you have Colston.....Bush+Colston do not equal Brees!!!


3.04 - Flava ..... Bush


You mean I can have Peterson and Reggie Bush??? Where do I sign? Well Ricky B. - Sign up right here!!


3.05 - Juice ..... Jennings


He shouldn't make it back and I like him a lot so I grab him over Ocho --- at this point!


3.06 - D&D .... Rudi


The guy is still the #1 back in a good offense and Conly needs a back.


3.07 - PE .... Jamal


Why not add another guy with FPT championship experience! Although Ronnie and jacobs are tempting I think Lewis is a guy who can go for 100 and 2 any week!


3.08 - Ninja ..... Graham


Skertich needs another back to feel good about the backfield situation. The WR's are a muddled mix and he can grab someone after the loop. Still too early for Palmer...even though Manning is still stinging!!!


3.09 - DNice ..... Calvin


In a shocker DNice goes with the so-called #2 receiver in Detroit....we'll see though. I have a sneaky feeling a healthy CJ means much bigger production in the new offense! Mark can grab his other RB after Brain takes his wide-out and running back.


3.10 - Brain ..... Jacobs


Giddy, Brain takes the man-child and declares he has the best backfield in the league plus Tony Romo and Randy Moss.



ROUNDS 4 and 5 should be coming.......i'll try!!!!

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