2009 End of the Season Holiday Party

I know what you're thinking, it is crazy early to schedule a party for December but remember, when you look at parlaying a Ravens game the next day, well, it's never too early for that!

Oddly enough in 2009, none other than the Bears are visiting the Charm City on December 20th @ 1:00.  So, what I'm thinking is to have a family party on that Saturday the 19th followed by a 5 hour tailgate and game the next day...  The tickets are $165 face value (club level = under cover, heated concourse, plush chairs inside, tons of flat screens, impeccable bars...) but my old man will take $100 as an FPT discount so no excuses!  But it gets better - if any of you boys from ChiTown want to make a weekend trip out East, your ticket and tailgate is free (of course you can stay with pretty much any of the locals)!  I know it's a shot in the dark but I thought the match-up was a sign from the gambling Gods.

What I need everyone to do is talk it over with the families, get out that December calendar, and with a Sharpie - block out that weekend!  Let me know your intents ASAP because I only have 6 total tickets (Conley and myself are already in...that leaves 4).

Welcome Aboard - 2009 Document!

Welcome Aboard …
the 2009
Frederick Pain Train

OVERVIEW:

Welcome Back Boys!!! It’s that time of year again…Training Camps are just around the corner and the magazines are flying off the shelf at your local bookstore/grocery store. 

When/Where: Friday, August 21st @ 7:00 PM East Coast Time (Vogel's House for those local)

The following morning we will hit the links and finish up at Wag's for lunch...let us know who plans on attending.

As usual we have made a couple anticipated changes to the league but I think we are officially on the cusp of getting it perfect (that's a welcome relief for all, I'm sure).  Below are the changes:

• THREE keepers on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball
• Starting line-ups will include TWO flexes on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball
• Clearly, starting line-ups go to 18 players and our roster limits will increase to 33 + 3 Injured reserves giving a total of 36 players (last year was 30+2)

First Stop: Draft Order

1. Nothing "undercover" about AD on draft night!
2. Deadly Dumb and Dangerous...could be death if Julius is available in the 5th
3. 100% Brain's Daddy
4. The clock struck midnight, Cinderella...it's 2009!
5. What's the "flava-of-the-month," Richard...Kevin Walters or LeRon McClain?
6. The one, the only, THE BRAIN (aka - Juice's B-Squad!)
7. Luckier than David Tyree!  Look it up Conley...
8. ReUNITED - Kyle Orton and B-Dawk in Bronco Country?
9. Led by AARP's finest QB - how long can you wait for Leinart?
10. Clubhouse leader (in his own mind!)  Not much to love about possible suspensions and this season's Marion Barber...you'll find a way to spin it, though.


Starting Line-ups need to be entered through the website by 5 minutes before the start of each player's game! Positions are determined through NFL.com.

Starting Line-up requirements…
1 Quarterback
2 Running Backs
3 Wide Receivers
1 Tight End
2 Flex Positions (RB, WR, or TE)
1 Kicker
2 Defensive Linemen
2 Linebackers
2 Defensive Backs
2 Flex Positions (DL, LB, or DB)
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Total = 18 players Total Roster Max = 33 active players + 3 IR spots = 36 Total

Second Stop: Keeper Status

Roster Grid
Team	QB	RB	WR	TE	RB-WR-TE	K	DL	LB	DB	DL-LB-DB
100% Juice	A Rodgers M Cassel (R) T Thigpen (R)	A Peterson B Westbrook C Buckhalter(R)	A Bryant E Royal L Fitzgerald B Edwards (R) H Ward (R) M Clayton (R) M Harrison (R)	Z Miller K Winslow(I)	F Gore C Taylor (R) D Foster (R) D Avery (R)	N Folk	A Kampman A Ogunleye	D.J. Williams P Willis B Ruud (R) D Harris (R) L Woodley (R)	C Griffin E Weddle A Wilson (R)	B James
BRAIN	B Favre M Hasselbeck (R)	R Grant W Parker F Jackson (R) R Johnson (R)	A Toomer C Johnson D Branch C Stuckey (R) D Henderson (R) S Rice (R) T Holt (R)	G Olsen S Heiden (R)	D Driver L Washington(R) M Austin (R)	P Dawson	D Peko K Edwards	J Farrior L Briggs G Hayes (R)	A Winfield A Cromartie D Whitner (R)	C Pace C Bailey (R)
DNICE United	J Cutler E Manning (R) K Orton (R)	D Ward S Morris A Bradshaw (R) J Jones (R) J Fargas (R) R Torain (I)	D Jackson T Owens W Welker B Lloyd (R) J Gaffney (R) L Coles (R)	T Gonzalez L.J. Smith(R)	K Smith D McFadden (R) S Smith (R)	N Rackers	G Adams J Abraham B Thomas (R)	B Urlacher J Vilma	E Wright T Polamalu B Sanders (R)	K Dansby
Dumb and Dangerous	D Brees C Pennington (R)	D Rhodes M Forte D Sproles (R) K Smith (R) P Hillis (R) T Choice (R) F Jones (I)	A Johnson J Cotchery R Williams M Jones (R) M Jenkins (R) R Brown (R) S McDonald (R)	A Fasano K Boss (R) T Heap (R)	M Morris D Hixon (R) M Muhammad(R)	R Bironas	R Mathis M Kiwanuka(R)	C Greenway E Barton	C Webster N Collins	K Payne T Suggs
Flava Saver's	D Garrard D Orlovsky (R) J Flacco (R)	D Williams L McClain L White (R) R Brown (R)	K Walter R Moss T.J. Houshmandzadeh A Boldin (R) H Douglas (R)	T Scheffler C Cooley(R)	C Benson C Williams (R) J Gage (R)	S Gostkowski D Akers (R)	A Smith J Peppers T Kelly (R)	J Porter P Lenon C Crowder (R) J Harrison (R)	G Wilson J Reeves E Coleman (R)	D'Qwell Jackson
Ninja Mafia	T Romo B Quinn (R) P Rivers (R)	L Betts M Jones-Drew A Stecker (R) C Portis (R) J.J. Arrington(R) J Chatman (R) P Cobbs (R)	B Marshall R E. Williams T Ginn Jr. H Baskett (R)	V Shiancoe	F Taylor I Hilliard (R)	R Longwell	A Haynesworth D Dockett	D Ware T Spikes D Jones (R) K Bulluck (R)	C Gamble Q Jammer	C Hope N Webster (R)
Performance Enhancers	M Ryan M Bulger (R) P Manning (R)	S Slaton S Jackson E James (R) A Green (I)	G Jennings L Evans V Jackson B Berrian (R) D' Stallworth (R)	B Scaife D Clark (R)	T Bell B Jacobs (R)	J Brown J Elam (R)	J Smith M Williams C Long (R) W Smith (R)	S Phillips Z Thomas L Tatupu (R) W Witherspoon(R)	C Woodson K Rhodes L Landry (R) M Lewis (R)	A.J. Hawk
Schoolgirls	K Warner M Leinart (R)	M Lynch M Turner R Rice (R) S Young (R) W McGahee(R)	D Mason I Bruce S Breaston N Washington (R)	J Shockey	R White C Chambers (R) D McAllister (R) M Moore (R)	M Crosby	D Freeney S Ellis A Schobel (R) E Dumervil (R) J Parker (R)	F Keiaho J Peterson G Brackett (I)	M Trufant M Griffin C Rogers (R) N Clements(R)	J Beason
THE LEGEND	T Jackson B Roethlisberger(R) J Garcia (R)	L Tomlinson T Jones R Mendenhall(R) R Williams (R)	A Gonzalez D Bowe S Smith J Morgan (R) S Holmes (R)	H Miller	C Johnson D Hester (R) E Graham (R)	G Hartley J Carney (R)	J Tuck S Rogers	J Mayo K Morrison	C Tillman O Atogwe D Revis (R) Q Mikell (R)	P Posluszny
Undercover Brothers	M Schaub D McNabb (R) S Hill (R)	L Johnson W Dunn K Faulk (R) M Barber (R) P Thomas (R)	L Moore M Colston S Moss R Wayne (R) R Meachem (R)	J Witten D Keller (R) O Daniels(R)	D Bess J Carlson (R) T Hightower (R)	K Brown	J Allen T Cole O Umenyiora(I)	R Lewis S Cooper S Merriman (I)	B Meriweather Y Bell C Finnegan(R)	T Davis S Bradley (R)

Keeper Breakdown:

1. Determine which round the player was drafted in 2008. Free Agent pick-ups count as the 24th round.

2. Using 2008s draft spot, use the bump chart below to determine what he'll cost you this season (nothing has changed from 2008).

24-20 2 round bump
19-15 3 round bump
14-10 4 round bump
9-6 5 round bump

3. Decide by August 20th and submit to the league who (if any) will be your keeper(s) for 2009. 

4. If you decide to trade, the player(s) 2008 draft status transfers to the new owner.

2008 Draft Results WITH THE APPROPRIATE ROUND BUMP ALREADY CALCULATED!

Round 1
51	BRAIN	Antonio Cromartie (DB SD)	16 sec	90.0/103.0
52	DNICE United	Kevin Smith (RB DET)	16 sec	154.5/216.0
53	Ninja Mafia	Heath Miller (TE PIT)	10 sec	30.0/150.0
54	Performance Enhancers	Bernard Berrian (WR MIN)	8 sec	134.0/215.0
55	Dumb and Dangerous	Matt Forte (RB CHI)	8 sec	313.5/313.5
56	100% Juice	Donald Driver (WR GB)	9 sec	186.5/213.0
57	Flava Saver's	LenDale White (RB TEN)	13 sec	118.5/187.5
58	Undercover Brothers	Jeremy Shockey (TE NO)	13 sec	22.5/97.0
59	Schoolgirls	Chris Chambers (WR SD)	10 sec	63.5/127.5
60	THE LEGEND	Kirk Morrison (LB OAK)	15 sec	151.0/151.0
Round 2
61	THE LEGEND	Ricky Williams (RB MIA)	10 sec	0.0/145.0
62	Schoolgirls	Jon Beason (LB CAR)	12 sec	169.0/183.0
63	Undercover Brothers	Santana Moss (WR WAS)	12 sec	226.5/253.0
64	Flava Saver's	Chris Cooley (TE WAS)	6 sec	154.0/181.0
65	100% Juice	Sean Jones (DB CLE)	19 sec	12.0/83.0
66	Dumb and Dangerous	London Fletcher (LB WAS)	16 sec	111.0/153.0
67	Performance Enhancers	A.J. Hawk (LB GB)	26 sec	85.0/100.0
68	Ninja Mafia	DeMarcus Ware (LB DAL)	10 sec	170.0/189.0
69	DNICE United	Brian Urlacher (LB CHI)	14 sec	105.0/124.0
70	BRAIN	Ted Ginn Jr. (WR MIA)	40 sec	14.5/181.5
Round 3
71	BRAIN	Lance Briggs (LB CHI)	21 sec	139.0/161.0
72	DNICE United	Jonathan Vilma (LB NO)	15 sec	166.0/166.0
73	Ninja Mafia	Kyle Vanden Bosch (DL TEN)	14 sec	39.0/58.0
74	Performance Enhancers	Lofa Tatupu (LB SEA)	17 sec	60.0/109.0
75	Dumb and Dangerous	Terrell Suggs (LB BAL)	9 sec	144.0/174.0
76	100% Juice	Aaron Kampman (DL GB)	24 sec	98.0/98.0
77	Flava Saver's	Julius Peppers (DL CAR)	13 sec	134.0/136.0
78	Undercover Brothers	Jay Cutler (QB DEN)	24 sec
79	Schoolgirls	Chester Taylor (RB MIN)	32 sec	0.0/172.5
80	THE LEGEND	Chris Johnson (RB TEN)	7 sec	224.5/284.0
Round 4
81	THE LEGEND	Paul Posluszny (LB BUF)	4 min 1 sec	132.0/132.0
82	Schoolgirls	Nate Burleson (WR SEA)	12 sec	17.0/17.0
83	Undercover Brothers	Patrick Crayton (WR DAL)	13 sec	17.0/116.0
84	Flava Saver's	Chris Perry (RB CIN)	28 sec	18.5/59.0
85	100% Juice	Adrian Wilson (DB ARI)	13 sec	66.0/148.0
86	Dumb and Dangerous	Ronald Curry (WR OAK)	11 sec	9.5/47.5
87	Performance Enhancers	Donte' Stallworth (WR CLE)	7 sec	10.0/37.0
88	Ninja Mafia	Derek Anderson (QB CLE)	4 sec	13.0/136.5
89	DNICE United	Karlos Dansby (LB ARI)	13 sec	166.0/207.0
90	BRAIN	Donte Whitner (DB BUF)	9 sec	42.0/70.0
Round 6
91	BRAIN	Matt Hasselbeck (QB SEA)	2 min 33 sec	0.0/93.0
92	DNICE United	Wes Welker (WR NE)	7 sec	290.0/290.0
93	Ninja Mafia	D.J. Hackett (WR CAR)	18 sec	4.0/27.5
94	Performance Enhancers	Vincent Jackson (WR SD)	7 sec	196.5/239.5
95	Dumb and Dangerous	Sidney Rice (WR MIN)	8 sec	0.0/55.5
96	100% Juice	Matt Schaub (QB HOU)	10 sec	59.0/324.0
97	Flava Saver's	DeAngelo Williams (RB CAR)	8 sec	334.5/360.0
98	Undercover Brothers	Owen Daniels (TE HOU)	6 sec	98.5/178.5
99	Schoolgirls	Joey Galloway (WR TB)	6 sec	6.5/25.5
100	THE LEGEND	Vernon Davis (TE SF)	7 sec	10.5/75.0
Round 7
101	THE LEGEND	Reggie Williams (WR JAC)	31 sec	3.5/91.5
102	Schoolgirls	E.J. Henderson (LB MIN)	53 sec	27.0/37.0
103	Undercover Brothers	Felix Jones (RB DAL)	6 sec	0.0/52.5
104	Flava Saver's	Tony Scheffler (TE DEN)	26 sec	29.5/119.0
105	100% Juice	Roman Harper (DB NO)	10 sec	17.0/110.0
106	Dumb and Dangerous	Reggie Brown (WR PHI)	16 sec	12.5/51.5
107	Performance Enhancers	Will Smith (DL NO)	26 sec	11.0/78.0
108	Ninja Mafia	Fred Taylor (RB JAC)	11 sec	6.5/86.0
109	DNICE United	DeSean Jackson (WR PHI)	6 sec	188.5/223.5
110	BRAIN	Kolby Smith (RB KC)	36 sec	0.0/29.5
Round 8
111	BRAIN	Barrett Ruud (LB TB)	16 sec	94.0/172.0
112	DNICE United	Gaines Adams (DL TB)	10 sec	90.0/90.0
113	Ninja Mafia	Ernie Sims (LB DET)	8 sec	10.0/121.0
114	Performance Enhancers	Kerry Rhodes (DB NYJ)	10 sec	99.0/112.0
115	Dumb and Dangerous	Patrick Kerney (DL SEA)	10 sec	56.0/56.0
116	100% Juice	Rudi Johnson (RB CIN)	12 sec	15.0/52.0
117	Flava Saver's	Tamba Hali (DL KC)	14 sec	1.0/82.0
118	Undercover Brothers	Ray Lewis (LB BAL)	11 sec	139.0/206.0
119	Schoolgirls	Brett Favre (QB NYJ)	8 sec	220.0/363.0
120	THE LEGEND	Darrelle Revis (DB NYJ)	13 sec	90.0/129.0
Round 9
121	THE LEGEND	Jake Delhomme (QB CAR)	8 sec	80.5/284.0
122	Schoolgirls	Kurt Warner (QB ARI)	16 sec	497.0/631.0
123	Undercover Brothers	Trent Cole (DL PHI)	18 sec	123.0/152.0
124	Flava Saver's	Adalius Thomas (LB NE)	13 sec	33.0/65.0
125	100% Juice	Ray Rice (RB BAL)	8 sec	3.5/115.0
126	Dumb and Dangerous	Julius Jones (RB SEA)	5 sec	53.5/104.5
127	Performance Enhancers	Ahman Green (RB HOU)	6 sec	0.0/58.0
128	Ninja Mafia	Michael Turner (RB ATL)	5 sec	55.0/351.5
129	DNICE United	Jon Kitna (QB DET)	10 hrs 24 min 20 sec
130	BRAIN	Antoine Winfield (DB MIN)	20 sec	134.0/173.0
Round 10
131	BRAIN	Tommie Harris (DL CHI)	14 sec	2.0/60.0
132	DNICE United	Derrick Ward (RB NYG)	11 sec	101.5/220.0
133	Ninja Mafia	Drew Bennett (WR STL)	29 sec	0.0/1.0
134	Performance Enhancers	Will Witherspoon (LB STL)	15 sec	23.0/89.0
135	Dumb and Dangerous	Mathias Kiwanuka (LB NYG)	18 sec	35.0/101.0
136	100% Juice	Andre Hall (RB DEN)	18 sec	0.0/15.0
137	Flava Saver's	Gibril Wilson (DB OAK)	13 sec	142.0/161.0
138	Undercover Brothers	Jared Allen (DL MIN)	18 sec	112.0/149.0
139	Schoolgirls	Aaron Schobel (DL BUF)	33 sec	25.0/25.0
140	THE LEGEND	Anthony Gonzalez (WR IND)	15 sec	66.5/170.0
Round 12
141	THE LEGEND	Chris Long (DL STL)	13 sec	9.0/62.0
142	Schoolgirls	Madieu Williams (DB MIN)	15 sec	0.0/60.0
143	Undercover Brothers	Brandon Marshall (WR DEN)	10 sec	152.5/303.0
144	Flava Saver's	Chris Harris (DB CAR)	23 sec	35.0/99.0
145	100% Juice	Greg Olsen (TE CHI)	7 sec	119.5/140.5
146	Dumb and Dangerous	Todd Heap (TE BAL)	5 sec	5.0/100.5
147	Performance Enhancers	Lee Evans (WR BUF)	7 sec	207.0/207.0
148	Ninja Mafia	Alge Crumpler (TE TEN)	8 sec	0.0/54.5
149	DNICE United	John Abraham (DL ATL)	14 sec	118.0/120.0
150	BRAIN	Antonio Pierce (LB NYG)	13 sec	2.0/118.0
Round 13
151	BRAIN	Andre Carter (DL WAS)	17 sec	8.0/55.0
152	DNICE United	Kevin Jones (RB CHI)	19 sec	0.0/13.0
153	Ninja Mafia	Ladell Betts (RB WAS)	17 sec	27.5/62.0
154	Performance Enhancers	Mario Williams (DL HOU)	49 sec	113.0/113.0
155	Dumb and Dangerous	Kevin Boss (TE NYG)	10 sec	26.5/113.0
156	100% Juice	Frank Gore (RB SF)	6 sec	238.0/238.0
157	Flava Saver's	David Garrard (QB JAX)	15 sec
158	Undercover Brothers	Tim Hightower (RB ARI)	17 sec	46.5/191.5
159	Schoolgirls	Marcus Trufant (DB SEA)	13 sec	32.0/100.0
160	THE LEGEND	Javon Walker (WR OAK)	12 sec	0.0/39.0
Round 14
161	THE LEGEND	Freddie Keiaho (LB IND)	13 sec	53.0/114.0
162	Schoolgirls	Nate Clements (DB SF)	13 sec	57.0/98.0
163	Undercover Brothers	David Thornton (LB TEN)	31 sec	3.0/100.0
164	Flava Saver's	Stewart Bradley (LB PHI)	13 sec	20.0/162.0
165	100% Juice	Eddie Royal (WR DEN)	13 sec	113.5/264.5
166	Dumb and Dangerous	DeAngelo Hall (DB OAK)	12 sec	34.0/143.0
167	Performance Enhancers	Michael M. Lewis (DB SF)	12 sec	65.0/122.0
168	Ninja Mafia	Jerry Porter (WR JAC)	26 sec	0.0/33.0
169	DNICE United	Sammy Morris (RB NE)	13 sec	55.5/152.0
170	BRAIN	James Hardy (WR BUF)	11 sec	0.0/29.0
Round 15
171	BRAIN	Fred Jackson (RB BUF)	11 sec	6.5/141.0
172	DNICE United	J.J. Arrington (RB ARI)	16 sec	0.0/103.0
173	Ninja Mafia	Maurice Jones-Drew (RB JAC)	7 sec	292.0/292.0
174	Performance Enhancers	Steve Slaton (RB HOU)	8 sec	248.0/306.5
175	Dumb and Dangerous	Dominic Rhodes (RB IND)	7 sec	98.5/187.0
176	100% Juice	Ben Utecht (TE CIN)	10 sec	0.0/27.0
177	Flava Saver's	Limas Sweed (WR PIT)	11 sec	0.0/14.0
178	Undercover Brothers	Pierre Thomas (RB NO)	38 sec
179	Schoolgirls	Justin Fargas (RB OAK)	11 sec	19.0/104.5
180	THE LEGEND	Charles Tillman (DB CHI)	10 sec	89.0/157.0
Round 16
181	THE LEGEND	Maurice Morris (RB SEA)	9 sec	33.0/106.5
182	Schoolgirls	Nick Barnett (LB GB)	10 sec	41.0/53.0
183	Undercover Brothers	Nick Folk (K DAL)	8 sec	49.0/106.0
184	Flava Saver's	James Harrison (LB PIT)	27 sec	198.0/228.0
185	100% Juice	Nate Kaeding (K SD)	15 sec	56.0/140.0
186	Dumb and Dangerous	Jerricho Cotchery (WR NYJ)	8 sec	205.5/205.5
187	Performance Enhancers	Justin Smith (DL SF)	14 sec	79.0/115.0
188	Ninja Mafia	Philip Rivers (QB SD)	7 sec	281.0/497.0
189	DNICE United	Jacob Hester (RB SD)	41 sec
190	BRAIN	Tony Romo (QB DAL)	18 sec	54.5/346.0
Round 18
191	BRAIN	Shayne Graham (K CIN)	12 sec	32.0/78.0
192	DNICE United	Eric Wright (DB CLE)	14 sec	125.0/125.0
193	Ninja Mafia	Ryan Longwell (K MIN)	16 sec	138.0/140.0
194	Performance Enhancers	Josh Brown (K STL)	5 sec	109.0/124.0
195	Dumb and Dangerous	Drew Brees (QB NO)	5 sec	569.5/569.5
196	100% Juice	David Harris (LB NYJ)	19 sec	47.0/84.0
197	Flava Saver's	D'Qwell Jackson (LB CLE)	13 sec	186.0/186.0
198	Undercover Brothers	Marques Colston (WR NO)	6 sec	157.5/171.5
199	Schoolgirls	Julian Peterson (LB SEA)	12 sec	121.0/131.0
200	THE LEGEND	Justin Tuck (DL NYG)	10 sec	142.0/147.0
Round 19
201	THE LEGEND	Earnest Graham (RB TB)	5 sec	132.0/132.0
202	Schoolgirls	Jason Taylor (DL WAS)	12 sec	0.0/64.0
203	Undercover Brothers	Chad Greenway (LB MIN)	21 sec	52.0/164.0
204	Flava Saver's	Justin Gage (WR TEN)	17 sec	35.5/176.5
205	100% Juice	Patrick Willis (LB SF)	8 sec	181.0/181.0
206	Dumb and Dangerous	Matt Stover (K BAL)	15 sec	5.0/139.0
207	Performance Enhancers	LaRon Landry (DB WAS)	14 sec	54.0/106.0
208	Ninja Mafia	Sammy Knight (DB NYG)	25 sec	0.0/12.0
209	DNICE United	Bob Sanders (DB IND)	18 sec	36.0/57.0
210	BRAIN	Phil Dawson (K CLE)	6 sec	91.0/113.0
Round 20
211	BRAIN	Roddy White (WR ATL)	7 sec	133.0/352.0
212	DNICE United	Jason Witten (TE DAL)	15 sec	59.5/224.5
213	Ninja Mafia	Reggie Nelson (DB JAC)	1 min 55 sec	7.0/70.0
214	Performance Enhancers	Dallas Clark (TE IND)	9 sec	205.5/227.5
215	Dumb and Dangerous	Leigh Bodden (DB DET)	11 sec	14.0/114.0
216	100% Juice	Ryan Grant (RB GB)	6 sec	111.0/190.5
217	Flava Saver's	Kevin Walter (WR HOU)	8 sec	108.5/206.5
218	Undercover Brothers	Eric Weddle (DB SD)	8 sec	4.0/182.0
219	Schoolgirls	Elvis Dumervil (DL DEN)	19 sec	26.0/50.0
220	THE LEGEND	Dwayne Bowe (WR KC)	7 sec	237.0/241.5
Round 21
221	THE LEGEND	Mason Crosby (K GB)	7 sec	30.0/132.0
222	Schoolgirls	Derrick Mason (WR BAL)	7 sec	153.0/267.5
223	Undercover Brothers	Richard Marshall (DB CAR)	12 sec	0.0/99.0
224	Flava Saver's	Shaun Suisham (K WAS)	10 sec	58.0/104.0
225	100% Juice	Chris Henry (WR CIN)	18 sec	0.0/50.5
226	Dumb and Dangerous	Atari Bigby (DB GB)	37 sec	10.0/29.0
227	Performance Enhancers	Leonard Pope (TE ARI)	14 sec	0.0/19.5
228	Ninja Mafia	Keith Bulluck (LB TEN)	26 sec	35.0/132.0
229	DNICE United	Neil Rackers (K ARI)	5 sec	116.0/149.0
230	BRAIN	Randy McMichael (TE STL)	7 sec	11.5/24.0
Round 22
231	BRAIN	Dwayne Jarrett (WR CAR)	19 sec	0.0/25.0
232	DNICE United	No Pick! (skipped during draft)	32 sec
233	Ninja Mafia	Brian Dawkins (DB PHI)	20 sec	64.0/155.0
234	Performance Enhancers	No Pick! (skipped during draft)	17 sec
235	Dumb and Dangerous	Bryant Johnson (WR SF)	1 min 5 sec	23.0/115.5
236	100% Juice	Aaron Rodgers (QB GB)	12 sec	202.5/445.0
237	Flava Saver's	Derrick Burgess (DL OAK)	17 sec	7.0/45.0
238	Undercover Brothers	Cortland Finnegan (DB TEN)	21 sec	107.0/138.0
239	Schoolgirls	No Pick! (skipped during draft)	13 sec
240	THE LEGEND	Jerod Mayo (LB NE)	14 sec	99.0/142.0

Everyone will have a number of decisions to make with respect to multiple keepers in the same round so we've put an example below...

UCB keeps the following in 2009 (2008 rounds in parenthesis)...

Osi - 22nd (Free Agent counts as 24th)

Lights Out - 21st (Free Agent counts as 24th)

Witten - 20th (22nd)

Colston - 18th (2oth)

Thomas - 15th (18th)

Jared Allen - 10th (13th)

I had to decide between Osi and Merriman which guy would be my later pick since they were both counted as a 24th rounder in 2008.

Third Stop: Trades

Keeper candidates can be traded.
Draft picks can be traded. This includes swapping positions temporarily(round by round) or permanently(entire draft position).

Fourth Stop: Scoring System

Scoring for Offensive Categories

CmpPct - Completion Percentage

• 0+ CmpPcts = 0 points Plus a 5 point bonus @ 70+ CmpPct
  

FG - Field Goals = 3 points + 2 points for a FG of 50+ Yds
FL - Fumble Lost, Including ST plays = -2 points
IKRTD - Individual Kick Return TD = 6 points
IPRTD - Individual Punt Return TD = 6 points
MFG - Missed Field Goal = -1 point + 1 point for a MFG of 35+ Yds
MXP - Missed Extra Point = -1 point
Pa2P - Passing Two-point Conversion = 2 points
PaCmp - Passing Completion

• 0+ PaCmps = 1 point for every 5 PaCmpsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 25+ PaCmp
  

PaInt - Passing Interception = -1 point
PaTD - Passing TD = 4 points
PaYd - Passing Yards

• 0+ PaYds = 1 point for every 20 PaYdsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 300+ PaYd
  

Re2P - Receiving Two-point Conversion = 2 points
ReTD - Receiving TD = 6 points
ReYd - Receiving Yards

• 0+ ReYds = .5 points for every 5 ReYdsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 100+ ReYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 150+ ReYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 200+ ReYd
  

Recpt - Reception

• 0+ Recpts = 1 point for every 1 Recpt + a 5 point bonus @ 8+ Recpt
  

Ru2P - Rushing Two-point Conversion = 2 points
RuTD - Rushing TD = 6 points
RuYd - Rushing Yards

• 0+ RuYds = .5 points for every 5 RuYdsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 100+ RuYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 150+ RuYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 200+ RuYd
  

XP - Extra Points = 1 point

Scoring for Defensive Categories

TK/ATK - Tackle (ID/DT/DST)

• 0+ TKs/ATKs = 1.0 point for every 1 TK/ATKPlus a 5 point bonus @ 11+ TK
  

DFR - Defensive/ST Fumble Recovered (ID/DT/DST) = 3 points
DTD - Defensive or Special Teams TD = 6 points
FF - Forced Fumble = 3 points
Int - Interceptions = 4 points
PDef - Pass Defensed = 2 points
SACK - Sack = 4 points
STY - Safety = 2 points


Head-to-Head, Points Based System.
Ties go to the team with more points from Reserves.
Scoring based on total stats each period.

Fifth Stop: Schedule

Our league is comprised of two divisions (determined by picking out of a hat):

NorthSide Division

The Brain
DNice United
Undercover Brother
100% Juice
The Legend

SouthSide Division

SchoolGirls
Performance Enhancers
Flava Savers

Ninja Mafia

Dumb and Dangerous

Regular season play occurs during weeks 1-12.

o Each team plays a divisional foe twice.
o Each team plays the every team from the opposite division once. 

Sixth Stop: Playoffs

Playoffs occur during weeks 13-16.

We will have a Super Bowl bracket and a Toilet Bowl bracket.

Super Bowl Bracket…

Week 13 Week 14 Week 15 Week 16

1-4 (BYE) 1-2 (BYE) 1 vs. lowest seed Winners week 15 (champ)

5 vs. 8 3 vs. lowest 2 vs. next lowest Losers week 15 (3rd)

6 vs. 7 4 vs. next lowest



Toilet Bowl Bracket…

Week 13 Week 14 Week 15

9-10 (BYE) 9 vs. lowest Winners week14 (Toilet Bowl Champ)

10 vs. next lowest

Seventh Stop: Finances

o League dues are $65 for the season - paid draft night!
o Every drop is $1.00
o Every add is $1.00
o Every received player in a trade is $1.00.
o Waiver wire - We will continue the "Auction Format" for WW additions just like last year. Unless there is an objection, Tuesday at 9:00pm is when the Waivers will be assigned. At the close of WW, remaining players are deemed “Free Agents” and may be picked-up at 9:30 EST/8:30 ChiTown Time Tuesday night. You may bid up to $10 but will only be charged 50 cents more than the competing, high bidder. If you bid $10 – you better be prepared to pay the $10, right D&D? It’s the chance that only you decide to take… Sometimes you’ll be lucky and get him cheap. Other times you’ll get stuck paying $10 bucks for a perennial back-up like Betts. Or sometimes you’ll be Brain and pick-up a guy not in the league but had studly high school stats!

Pay-outs will be paid at the end of the fantasy season and will be structured like this…as always, these payouts represent the floor and will be adjusted as D&D empties the checking account for every available TE!  Speaking of which, all additional monies will be evenly split between the Super Bowl Champ and the Total Points Champ...we've listened to some of you and despite wanting to spread the wealth a bit there is a lot to be said for competing for a bigger payday!

Pay-out Total Monies (season)

Weekly high score - $10 17 weeks - $170
Regular Season Division Winners - $125/each 
Total Points Champion (Weeks 1-17) - $200 
Toilet Bowl Champion - $30 One Toilet Bowl Champion - $30
Super Bowl Champion - $200 
Runner up - $100 
3rd place - $50
(determined by week 16 match-up)

Overall finances…

Total income (based on dues only) = $650

Website cost = $150 

Leaves us with $500 to start

Other, yet-to-be-determined income sources…

Drops/Adds - $1.00 for each action
Traded players received - $1.00 each
Waiver Wire - winning bidder pays as little as $1.00 up to $10.00

Eighth Stop: Injured Reserve


Any player placed on injured reserve (IR) must not play for the week's game. Since there is a plethora of conflicting information out there regarding injury status, you have to decide the risk of keeping/placing someone on the IR. IF a player is on the IR and plays that week, that player is placed on the Waiver Wire, no questions asked.  We do not want the IR to be used in unfair (hoarding) ways and ultimately this is the most fair way of deciding its use.

In fact, in 2009 we have upped the IR to 3 players because last year there are legit times when guys have lots of guys banged up...

Final Stop: Inevitable Issues

We will have something come up during the course of the season that causes a bit of confusion. As thorough as we've been, there are always gaps/holes. Any questions or concerns regarding our league should be made known as soon as you see a potential problem. The commissioners will make every effort to rectify the situation while incorporating everyone's input; however, in the event we (Senuta and Vogel) deem it necessary to decide, we will.

Good luck to everyone this year and remember that trash talk is part of the game…no hard feelings.

Now, let the race for 3rd place begin!

Senuta, co-commish
Vogel, co-commish