Friday, July 17, 2009

Welcome Aboard - 2009 Document!

Welcome Aboard …
the 2009
Frederick Pain Train

OVERVIEW:

Welcome Back Boys!!! It’s that time of year again…Training Camps are just around the corner and the magazines are flying off the shelf at your local bookstore/grocery store. 

When/Where: Friday, August 21st @ 7:00 PM East Coast Time (Vogel's House for those local)

The following morning we will hit the links and finish up at Wag's for lunch...let us know who plans on attending.

As usual we have made a couple anticipated changes to the league but I think we are officially on the cusp of getting it perfect (that's a welcome relief for all, I'm sure).  Below are the changes:
  • THREE keepers on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball
  • Starting line-ups will include TWO flexes on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball
  • Clearly, starting line-ups go to 18 players and our roster limits will increase to 33 + 3 Injured reserves giving a total of 36 players (last year was 30+2)
First Stop: Draft Order

1. Nothing "undercover" about AD on draft night!
2. Deadly Dumb and Dangerous...could be death if Julius is available in the 5th
3. 100% Brain's Daddy
4. The clock struck midnight, Cinderella...it's 2009!
5. What's the "flava-of-the-month," Richard...Kevin Walters or LeRon McClain?
6. The one, the only, THE BRAIN (aka - Juice's B-Squad!)
7. Luckier than David Tyree!  Look it up Conley...
8. ReUNITED - Kyle Orton and B-Dawk in Bronco Country?
9. Led by AARP's finest QB - how long can you wait for Leinart?
10. Clubhouse leader (in his own mind!)  Not much to love about possible suspensions and this season's Marion Barber...you'll find a way to spin it, though.


Starting Line-ups need to be entered through the website by 5 minutes before the start of each player's game! Positions are determined through NFL.com.

Starting Line-up requirements…
1 Quarterback
2 Running Backs
3 Wide Receivers
1 Tight End
2 Flex Positions (RB, WR, or TE)
1 Kicker
2 Defensive Linemen
2 Linebackers
2 Defensive Backs
2 Flex Positions (DL, LB, or DB)
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Total = 18 players Total Roster Max = 33 active players + 3 IR spots = 36 Total

Second Stop: Keeper Status

Roster Grid
TeamQBRBWRTERB-WR-TEKDLLBDBDL-LB-DB
100% JuiceA Rodgers
M Cassel (R)
T Thigpen (R)
A Peterson
B Westbrook
C Buckhalter(R)
A Bryant
E Royal
L Fitzgerald
B Edwards (R)
H Ward (R)
M Clayton (R)
M Harrison (R)
Z Miller
K Winslow(I)
F Gore
C Taylor (R)
D Foster (R)
D Avery (R)
N Folk
A Kampman
A Ogunleye
D.J. Williams
P Willis
B Ruud (R)
D Harris (R)
L Woodley (R)
C Griffin
E Weddle
A Wilson (R)
B James
BRAINB Favre
M Hasselbeck (R)
R Grant
W Parker
F Jackson (R)
R Johnson (R)
A Toomer
C Johnson
D Branch
C Stuckey (R)
D Henderson (R)
S Rice (R)
T Holt (R)
G Olsen
S Heiden (R)
D Driver
L Washington(R)
M Austin (R)
P Dawson
D Peko
K Edwards
J Farrior
L Briggs
G Hayes (R)
A Winfield
A Cromartie
D Whitner (R)
C Pace
C Bailey (R)
DNICE UnitedJ Cutler
E Manning (R)
K Orton (R)
D Ward
S Morris
A Bradshaw (R)
J Jones (R)
J Fargas (R)
R Torain (I)
D Jackson
T Owens
W Welker
B Lloyd (R)
J Gaffney (R)
L Coles (R)
T Gonzalez
L.J. Smith(R)
K Smith
D McFadden (R)
S Smith (R)
N Rackers
G Adams
J Abraham
B Thomas (R)
B Urlacher
J Vilma
E Wright
T Polamalu
B Sanders (R)
K Dansby
Dumb and DangerousD Brees
C Pennington (R)
D Rhodes
M Forte
D Sproles (R)
K Smith (R)
P Hillis (R)
T Choice (R)
F Jones (I)
A Johnson
J Cotchery
R Williams
M Jones (R)
M Jenkins (R)
R Brown (R)
S McDonald (R)
A Fasano
K Boss (R)
T Heap (R)
M Morris
D Hixon (R)
M Muhammad(R)
R Bironas
R Mathis
M Kiwanuka(R)
C Greenway
E Barton
C Webster
N Collins
K Payne
T Suggs
Flava Saver'sD Garrard
D Orlovsky (R)
J Flacco (R)
D Williams
L McClain
L White (R)
R Brown (R)
K Walter
R Moss
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
A Boldin (R)
H Douglas (R)
T Scheffler
C Cooley(R)
C Benson
C Williams (R)
J Gage (R)
S Gostkowski
D Akers (R)
A Smith
J Peppers
T Kelly (R)
J Porter
P Lenon
C Crowder (R)
J Harrison (R)
G Wilson
J Reeves
E Coleman (R)
D'Qwell Jackson
Ninja MafiaT Romo
B Quinn (R)
P Rivers (R)
L Betts
M Jones-Drew
A Stecker (R)
C Portis (R)
J.J. Arrington(R)
J Chatman (R)
P Cobbs (R)
B Marshall
R E. Williams
T Ginn Jr.
H Baskett (R)
V Shiancoe
F Taylor
I Hilliard (R)
R Longwell
A Haynesworth
D Dockett
D Ware
T Spikes
D Jones (R)
K Bulluck (R)
C Gamble
Q Jammer
C Hope
N Webster (R)
Performance EnhancersM Ryan
M Bulger (R)
P Manning (R)
S Slaton
S Jackson
E James (R)
A Green (I)
G Jennings
L Evans
V Jackson
B Berrian (R)
D' Stallworth (R)
B Scaife
D Clark (R)
T Bell
B Jacobs (R)
J Brown
J Elam (R)
J Smith
M Williams
C Long (R)
W Smith (R)
S Phillips
Z Thomas
L Tatupu (R)
W Witherspoon(R)
C Woodson
K Rhodes
L Landry (R)
M Lewis (R)
A.J. Hawk
SchoolgirlsK Warner
M Leinart (R)
M Lynch
M Turner
R Rice (R)
S Young (R)
W McGahee(R)
D Mason
I Bruce
S Breaston
N Washington (R)
J Shockey
R White
C Chambers (R)
D McAllister (R)
M Moore (R)
M Crosby
D Freeney
S Ellis
A Schobel (R)
E Dumervil (R)
J Parker (R)
F Keiaho
J Peterson
G Brackett (I)
M Trufant
M Griffin
C Rogers (R)
N Clements(R)
J Beason
THE LEGENDT Jackson
B Roethlisberger(R)
J Garcia (R)
L Tomlinson
T Jones
R Mendenhall(R)
R Williams (R)
A Gonzalez
D Bowe
S Smith
J Morgan (R)
S Holmes (R)
H Miller
C Johnson
D Hester (R)
E Graham (R)
G Hartley
J Carney (R)
J Tuck
S Rogers
J Mayo
K Morrison
C Tillman
O Atogwe
D Revis (R)
Q Mikell (R)
P Posluszny
Undercover BrothersM Schaub
D McNabb (R)
S Hill (R)
L Johnson
W Dunn
K Faulk (R)
M Barber (R)
P Thomas (R)
L Moore
M Colston
S Moss
R Wayne (R)
R Meachem (R)
J Witten
D Keller (R)
O Daniels(R)
D Bess
J Carlson (R)
T Hightower (R)
K Brown
J Allen
T Cole
O Umenyiora(I)
R Lewis
S Cooper
S Merriman (I)
B Meriweather
Y Bell
C Finnegan(R)
T Davis
S Bradley (R)

Keeper Breakdown:

1. Determine which round the player was drafted in 2008. Free Agent pick-ups count as the 24th round.

2. Using 2008s draft spot, use the bump chart below to determine what he'll cost you this season (nothing has changed from 2008).

24-20 2 round bump
19-15 3 round bump
14-10 4 round bump
9-6 5 round bump

3. Decide by August 20th and submit to the league who (if any) will be your keeper(s) for 2009. 

4. If you decide to trade, the player(s) 2008 draft status transfers to the new owner.

2008 Draft Results WITH THE APPROPRIATE ROUND BUMP ALREADY CALCULATED!

Round 1
51BRAINAntonio Cromartie (DB SD)16 sec90.0/103.0
52DNICE UnitedKevin Smith (RB DET)16 sec154.5/216.0
53Ninja MafiaHeath Miller (TE PIT)10 sec30.0/150.0
54Performance EnhancersBernard Berrian (WR MIN)8 sec134.0/215.0
55Dumb and DangerousMatt Forte (RB CHI)8 sec313.5/313.5
56100% JuiceDonald Driver (WR GB)9 sec186.5/213.0
57Flava Saver'sLenDale White (RB TEN)13 sec118.5/187.5
58Undercover BrothersJeremy Shockey (TE NO)13 sec22.5/97.0
59SchoolgirlsChris Chambers (WR SD)10 sec63.5/127.5
60THE LEGENDKirk Morrison (LB OAK)15 sec151.0/151.0
Round 2
61THE LEGENDRicky Williams (RB MIA)10 sec0.0/145.0
62SchoolgirlsJon Beason (LB CAR)12 sec169.0/183.0
63Undercover BrothersSantana Moss (WR WAS)12 sec226.5/253.0
64Flava Saver'sChris Cooley (TE WAS)6 sec154.0/181.0
65100% JuiceSean Jones (DB CLE)19 sec12.0/83.0
66Dumb and DangerousLondon Fletcher (LB WAS)16 sec111.0/153.0
67Performance EnhancersA.J. Hawk (LB GB)26 sec85.0/100.0
68Ninja MafiaDeMarcus Ware (LB DAL)10 sec170.0/189.0
69DNICE UnitedBrian Urlacher (LB CHI)14 sec105.0/124.0
70BRAINTed Ginn Jr. (WR MIA)40 sec14.5/181.5
Round 3
71BRAINLance Briggs (LB CHI)21 sec139.0/161.0
72DNICE UnitedJonathan Vilma (LB NO)15 sec166.0/166.0
73Ninja MafiaKyle Vanden Bosch (DL TEN)14 sec39.0/58.0
74Performance EnhancersLofa Tatupu (LB SEA)17 sec60.0/109.0
75Dumb and DangerousTerrell Suggs (LB BAL)9 sec144.0/174.0
76100% JuiceAaron Kampman (DL GB)24 sec98.0/98.0
77Flava Saver'sJulius Peppers (DL CAR)13 sec134.0/136.0
78Undercover BrothersJay Cutler (QB DEN)24 sec
79SchoolgirlsChester Taylor (RB MIN)32 sec0.0/172.5
80THE LEGENDChris Johnson (RB TEN)7 sec224.5/284.0
Round 4
81THE LEGENDPaul Posluszny (LB BUF)4 min 1 sec132.0/132.0
82SchoolgirlsNate Burleson (WR SEA)12 sec17.0/17.0
83Undercover BrothersPatrick Crayton (WR DAL)13 sec17.0/116.0
84Flava Saver'sChris Perry (RB CIN)28 sec18.5/59.0
85100% JuiceAdrian Wilson (DB ARI)13 sec66.0/148.0
86Dumb and DangerousRonald Curry (WR OAK)11 sec9.5/47.5
87Performance EnhancersDonte' Stallworth (WR CLE)7 sec10.0/37.0
88Ninja MafiaDerek Anderson (QB CLE)4 sec13.0/136.5
89DNICE UnitedKarlos Dansby (LB ARI)13 sec166.0/207.0
90BRAINDonte Whitner (DB BUF)9 sec42.0/70.0
Round 6
91BRAINMatt Hasselbeck (QB SEA)2 min 33 sec0.0/93.0
92DNICE UnitedWes Welker (WR NE)7 sec290.0/290.0
93Ninja MafiaD.J. Hackett (WR CAR)18 sec4.0/27.5
94Performance EnhancersVincent Jackson (WR SD)7 sec196.5/239.5
95Dumb and DangerousSidney Rice (WR MIN)8 sec0.0/55.5
96100% JuiceMatt Schaub (QB HOU)10 sec59.0/324.0
97Flava Saver'sDeAngelo Williams (RB CAR)8 sec334.5/360.0
98Undercover BrothersOwen Daniels (TE HOU)6 sec98.5/178.5
99SchoolgirlsJoey Galloway (WR TB)6 sec6.5/25.5
100THE LEGENDVernon Davis (TE SF)7 sec10.5/75.0
Round 7
101THE LEGENDReggie Williams (WR JAC)31 sec3.5/91.5
102SchoolgirlsE.J. Henderson (LB MIN)53 sec27.0/37.0
103Undercover BrothersFelix Jones (RB DAL)6 sec0.0/52.5
104Flava Saver'sTony Scheffler (TE DEN)26 sec29.5/119.0
105100% JuiceRoman Harper (DB NO)10 sec17.0/110.0
106Dumb and DangerousReggie Brown (WR PHI)16 sec12.5/51.5
107Performance EnhancersWill Smith (DL NO)26 sec11.0/78.0
108Ninja MafiaFred Taylor (RB JAC)11 sec6.5/86.0
109DNICE UnitedDeSean Jackson (WR PHI)6 sec188.5/223.5
110BRAINKolby Smith (RB KC)36 sec0.0/29.5
Round 8
111BRAINBarrett Ruud (LB TB)16 sec94.0/172.0
112DNICE UnitedGaines Adams (DL TB)10 sec90.0/90.0
113Ninja MafiaErnie Sims (LB DET)8 sec10.0/121.0
114Performance EnhancersKerry Rhodes (DB NYJ)10 sec99.0/112.0
115Dumb and DangerousPatrick Kerney (DL SEA)10 sec56.0/56.0
116100% JuiceRudi Johnson (RB CIN)12 sec15.0/52.0
117Flava Saver'sTamba Hali (DL KC)14 sec1.0/82.0
118Undercover BrothersRay Lewis (LB BAL)11 sec139.0/206.0
119SchoolgirlsBrett Favre (QB NYJ)8 sec220.0/363.0
120THE LEGENDDarrelle Revis (DB NYJ)13 sec90.0/129.0
Round 9
121THE LEGENDJake Delhomme (QB CAR)8 sec80.5/284.0
122SchoolgirlsKurt Warner (QB ARI)16 sec497.0/631.0
123Undercover BrothersTrent Cole (DL PHI)18 sec123.0/152.0
124Flava Saver'sAdalius Thomas (LB NE)13 sec33.0/65.0
125100% JuiceRay Rice (RB BAL)8 sec3.5/115.0
126Dumb and DangerousJulius Jones (RB SEA)5 sec53.5/104.5
127Performance EnhancersAhman Green (RB HOU)6 sec0.0/58.0
128Ninja MafiaMichael Turner (RB ATL)5 sec55.0/351.5
129DNICE UnitedJon Kitna (QB DET)10 hrs 24 min 20 sec
130BRAINAntoine Winfield (DB MIN)20 sec134.0/173.0
Round 10
131BRAINTommie Harris (DL CHI)14 sec2.0/60.0
132DNICE UnitedDerrick Ward (RB NYG)11 sec101.5/220.0
133Ninja MafiaDrew Bennett (WR STL)29 sec0.0/1.0
134Performance EnhancersWill Witherspoon (LB STL)15 sec23.0/89.0
135Dumb and DangerousMathias Kiwanuka (LB NYG)18 sec35.0/101.0
136100% JuiceAndre Hall (RB DEN)18 sec0.0/15.0
137Flava Saver'sGibril Wilson (DB OAK)13 sec142.0/161.0
138Undercover BrothersJared Allen (DL MIN)18 sec112.0/149.0
139SchoolgirlsAaron Schobel (DL BUF)33 sec25.0/25.0
140THE LEGENDAnthony Gonzalez (WR IND)15 sec66.5/170.0
Round 12
141THE LEGENDChris Long (DL STL)13 sec9.0/62.0
142SchoolgirlsMadieu Williams (DB MIN)15 sec0.0/60.0
143Undercover BrothersBrandon Marshall (WR DEN)10 sec152.5/303.0
144Flava Saver'sChris Harris (DB CAR)23 sec35.0/99.0
145100% JuiceGreg Olsen (TE CHI)7 sec119.5/140.5
146Dumb and DangerousTodd Heap (TE BAL)5 sec5.0/100.5
147Performance EnhancersLee Evans (WR BUF)7 sec207.0/207.0
148Ninja MafiaAlge Crumpler (TE TEN)8 sec0.0/54.5
149DNICE UnitedJohn Abraham (DL ATL)14 sec118.0/120.0
150BRAINAntonio Pierce (LB NYG)13 sec2.0/118.0
Round 13
151BRAINAndre Carter (DL WAS)17 sec8.0/55.0
152DNICE UnitedKevin Jones (RB CHI)19 sec0.0/13.0
153Ninja MafiaLadell Betts (RB WAS)17 sec27.5/62.0
154Performance EnhancersMario Williams (DL HOU)49 sec113.0/113.0
155Dumb and DangerousKevin Boss (TE NYG)10 sec26.5/113.0
156100% JuiceFrank Gore (RB SF)6 sec238.0/238.0
157Flava Saver'sDavid Garrard (QB JAX)15 sec
158Undercover BrothersTim Hightower (RB ARI)17 sec46.5/191.5
159SchoolgirlsMarcus Trufant (DB SEA)13 sec32.0/100.0
160THE LEGENDJavon Walker (WR OAK)12 sec0.0/39.0
Round 14
161THE LEGENDFreddie Keiaho (LB IND)13 sec53.0/114.0
162SchoolgirlsNate Clements (DB SF)13 sec57.0/98.0
163Undercover BrothersDavid Thornton (LB TEN)31 sec3.0/100.0
164Flava Saver'sStewart Bradley (LB PHI)13 sec20.0/162.0
165100% JuiceEddie Royal (WR DEN)13 sec113.5/264.5
166Dumb and DangerousDeAngelo Hall (DB OAK)12 sec34.0/143.0
167Performance EnhancersMichael M. Lewis (DB SF)12 sec65.0/122.0
168Ninja MafiaJerry Porter (WR JAC)26 sec0.0/33.0
169DNICE UnitedSammy Morris (RB NE)13 sec55.5/152.0
170BRAINJames Hardy (WR BUF)11 sec0.0/29.0
Round 15
171BRAINFred Jackson (RB BUF)11 sec6.5/141.0
172DNICE UnitedJ.J. Arrington (RB ARI)16 sec0.0/103.0
173Ninja MafiaMaurice Jones-Drew (RB JAC)7 sec292.0/292.0
174Performance EnhancersSteve Slaton (RB HOU)8 sec248.0/306.5
175Dumb and DangerousDominic Rhodes (RB IND)7 sec98.5/187.0
176100% JuiceBen Utecht (TE CIN)10 sec0.0/27.0
177Flava Saver'sLimas Sweed (WR PIT)11 sec0.0/14.0
178Undercover BrothersPierre Thomas (RB NO)38 sec
179SchoolgirlsJustin Fargas (RB OAK)11 sec19.0/104.5
180THE LEGENDCharles Tillman (DB CHI)10 sec89.0/157.0
Round 16
181THE LEGENDMaurice Morris (RB SEA)9 sec33.0/106.5
182SchoolgirlsNick Barnett (LB GB)10 sec41.0/53.0
183Undercover BrothersNick Folk (K DAL)8 sec49.0/106.0
184Flava Saver'sJames Harrison (LB PIT)27 sec198.0/228.0
185100% JuiceNate Kaeding (K SD)15 sec56.0/140.0
186Dumb and DangerousJerricho Cotchery (WR NYJ)8 sec205.5/205.5
187Performance EnhancersJustin Smith (DL SF)14 sec79.0/115.0
188Ninja MafiaPhilip Rivers (QB SD)7 sec281.0/497.0
189DNICE UnitedJacob Hester (RB SD)
41 sec
190BRAINTony Romo (QB DAL)18 sec54.5/346.0
Round 18
191BRAINShayne Graham (K CIN)12 sec32.0/78.0
192DNICE UnitedEric Wright (DB CLE)14 sec125.0/125.0
193Ninja MafiaRyan Longwell (K MIN)16 sec138.0/140.0
194Performance EnhancersJosh Brown (K STL)5 sec109.0/124.0
195Dumb and DangerousDrew Brees (QB NO)5 sec569.5/569.5
196100% JuiceDavid Harris (LB NYJ)19 sec47.0/84.0
197Flava Saver'sD'Qwell Jackson (LB CLE)13 sec186.0/186.0
198Undercover BrothersMarques Colston (WR NO)6 sec157.5/171.5
199SchoolgirlsJulian Peterson (LB SEA)12 sec121.0/131.0
200THE LEGENDJustin Tuck (DL NYG)10 sec142.0/147.0
Round 19
201THE LEGENDEarnest Graham (RB TB)5 sec132.0/132.0
202SchoolgirlsJason Taylor (DL WAS)12 sec0.0/64.0
203Undercover BrothersChad Greenway (LB MIN)21 sec52.0/164.0
204Flava Saver'sJustin Gage (WR TEN)17 sec35.5/176.5
205100% JuicePatrick Willis (LB SF)8 sec181.0/181.0
206Dumb and DangerousMatt Stover (K BAL)15 sec5.0/139.0
207Performance EnhancersLaRon Landry (DB WAS)14 sec54.0/106.0
208Ninja MafiaSammy Knight (DB NYG)25 sec0.0/12.0
209DNICE UnitedBob Sanders (DB IND)18 sec36.0/57.0
210BRAINPhil Dawson (K CLE)6 sec91.0/113.0
Round 20
211BRAINRoddy White (WR ATL)7 sec133.0/352.0
212DNICE UnitedJason Witten (TE DAL)15 sec59.5/224.5
213Ninja MafiaReggie Nelson (DB JAC)1 min 55 sec7.0/70.0
214Performance EnhancersDallas Clark (TE IND)9 sec205.5/227.5
215Dumb and DangerousLeigh Bodden (DB DET)11 sec14.0/114.0
216100% JuiceRyan Grant (RB GB)6 sec111.0/190.5
217Flava Saver'sKevin Walter (WR HOU)8 sec108.5/206.5
218Undercover BrothersEric Weddle (DB SD)8 sec4.0/182.0
219SchoolgirlsElvis Dumervil (DL DEN)19 sec26.0/50.0
220THE LEGENDDwayne Bowe (WR KC)7 sec237.0/241.5
Round 21
221THE LEGENDMason Crosby (K GB)7 sec30.0/132.0
222SchoolgirlsDerrick Mason (WR BAL)7 sec153.0/267.5
223Undercover BrothersRichard Marshall (DB CAR)12 sec0.0/99.0
224Flava Saver'sShaun Suisham (K WAS)10 sec58.0/104.0
225100% JuiceChris Henry (WR CIN)18 sec0.0/50.5
226Dumb and DangerousAtari Bigby (DB GB)37 sec10.0/29.0
227Performance EnhancersLeonard Pope (TE ARI)14 sec0.0/19.5
228Ninja MafiaKeith Bulluck (LB TEN)26 sec35.0/132.0
229DNICE UnitedNeil Rackers (K ARI)5 sec116.0/149.0
230BRAINRandy McMichael (TE STL)7 sec11.5/24.0
Round 22
231BRAINDwayne Jarrett (WR CAR)19 sec0.0/25.0
232DNICE UnitedNo Pick! (skipped during draft)32 sec
233Ninja MafiaBrian Dawkins (DB PHI)20 sec64.0/155.0
234Performance EnhancersNo Pick! (skipped during draft)17 sec
235Dumb and DangerousBryant Johnson (WR SF)1 min 5 sec23.0/115.5
236100% JuiceAaron Rodgers (QB GB)12 sec202.5/445.0
237Flava Saver'sDerrick Burgess (DL OAK)17 sec7.0/45.0
238Undercover BrothersCortland Finnegan (DB TEN)21 sec107.0/138.0
239SchoolgirlsNo Pick! (skipped during draft)13 sec
240THE LEGENDJerod Mayo (LB NE)14 sec99.0/142.0

Everyone will have a number of decisions to make with respect to multiple keepers in the same round so we've put an example below...

UCB keeps the following in 2009 (2008 rounds in parenthesis)...

Osi - 22nd (Free Agent counts as 24th)
Lights Out - 21st (Free Agent counts as 24th)
Witten - 20th (22nd)
Colston - 18th (2oth)
Thomas - 15th (18th)
Jared Allen - 10th (13th)

I had to decide between Osi and Merriman which guy would be my later pick since they were both counted as a 24th rounder in 2008.

Third Stop: Trades

Keeper candidates can be traded.
Draft picks can be traded. This includes swapping positions temporarily(round by round) or permanently(entire draft position).

Fourth Stop: Scoring System

Scoring for Offensive Categories


CmpPct - Completion Percentage
  • 0+ CmpPcts = 0 points Plus a 5 point bonus @ 70+ CmpPct
FG - Field Goals = 3 points + 2 points for a FG of 50+ Yds
FL - Fumble Lost, Including ST plays = -2 points
IKRTD - Individual Kick Return TD = 6 points
IPRTD - Individual Punt Return TD = 6 points
MFG - Missed Field Goal = -1 point + 1 point for a MFG of 35+ Yds
MXP - Missed Extra Point = -1 point
Pa2P - Passing Two-point Conversion = 2 points
PaCmp - Passing Completion
  • 0+ PaCmps = 1 point for every 5 PaCmpsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 25+ PaCmp
PaInt - Passing Interception = -1 point
PaTD - Passing TD = 4 points
PaYd - Passing Yards
  • 0+ PaYds = 1 point for every 20 PaYdsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 300+ PaYd
Re2P - Receiving Two-point Conversion = 2 points
ReTD - Receiving TD = 6 points
ReYd - Receiving Yards
  • 0+ ReYds = .5 points for every 5 ReYdsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 100+ ReYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 150+ ReYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 200+ ReYd
Recpt - Reception
  • 0+ Recpts = 1 point for every 1 Recpt + a 5 point bonus @ 8+ Recpt
Ru2P - Rushing Two-point Conversion = 2 points
RuTD - Rushing TD = 6 points
RuYd - Rushing Yards
  • 0+ RuYds = .5 points for every 5 RuYdsPlus a 5 point bonus @ 100+ RuYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 150+ RuYdPlus a 5 point bonus @ 200+ RuYd
XP - Extra Points = 1 point

Scoring for Defensive Categories

TK/ATK - Tackle (ID/DT/DST)
  • 0+ TKs/ATKs = 1.0 point for every 1 TK/ATKPlus a 5 point bonus @ 11+ TK
DFR - Defensive/ST Fumble Recovered (ID/DT/DST) = 3 points
DTD - Defensive or Special Teams TD = 6 points
FF - Forced Fumble = 3 points
Int - Interceptions = 4 points
PDef - Pass Defensed = 2 points
SACK - Sack = 4 points
STY - Safety = 2 points


Head-to-Head, Points Based System.
Ties go to the team with more points from Reserves.
Scoring based on total stats each period.

Fifth Stop: Schedule

Our league is comprised of two divisions (determined by picking out of a hat):

NorthSide Division

The Brain
DNice United
Undercover Brother
100% Juice
The Legend

SouthSide Division

SchoolGirls
Performance Enhancers
Flava Savers
Ninja Mafia
Dumb and Dangerous

Regular season play occurs during weeks 1-12.

o Each team plays a divisional foe twice.
o Each team plays the every team from the opposite division once. 

Sixth Stop: Playoffs

Playoffs occur during weeks 13-16.

We will have a Super Bowl bracket and a Toilet Bowl bracket.

Super Bowl Bracket…

Week 13 Week 14 Week 15 Week 16

1-4 (BYE) 1-2 (BYE) 1 vs. lowest seed Winners week 15 (champ)

5 vs. 8 3 vs. lowest 2 vs. next lowest Losers week 15 (3rd)

6 vs. 7 4 vs. next lowest



Toilet Bowl Bracket…

Week 13 Week 14 Week 15

9-10 (BYE) 9 vs. lowest Winners week14 (Toilet Bowl Champ)

10 vs. next lowest

Seventh Stop: Finances

o League dues are $65 for the season - paid draft night!
o Every drop is $1.00
o Every add is $1.00
o Every received player in a trade is $1.00.
o Waiver wire - We will continue the "Auction Format" for WW additions just like last year. Unless there is an objection, Tuesday at 9:00pm is when the Waivers will be assigned. At the close of WW, remaining players are deemed “Free Agents” and may be picked-up at 9:30 EST/8:30 ChiTown Time Tuesday night. You may bid up to $10 but will only be charged 50 cents more than the competing, high bidder. If you bid $10 – you better be prepared to pay the $10, right D&D? It’s the chance that only you decide to take… Sometimes you’ll be lucky and get him cheap. Other times you’ll get stuck paying $10 bucks for a perennial back-up like Betts. Or sometimes you’ll be Brain and pick-up a guy not in the league but had studly high school stats!

Pay-outs will be paid at the end of the fantasy season and will be structured like this…as always, these payouts represent the floor and will be adjusted as D&D empties the checking account for every available TE!  Speaking of which, all additional monies will be evenly split between the Super Bowl Champ and the Total Points Champ...we've listened to some of you and despite wanting to spread the wealth a bit there is a lot to be said for competing for a bigger payday!

Pay-out Total Monies (season)

Weekly high score - $10 17 weeks - $170
Regular Season Division Winners - $125/each 
Total Points Champion (Weeks 1-17) - $200 
Toilet Bowl Champion - $30 One Toilet Bowl Champion - $30
Super Bowl Champion - $200 
Runner up - $100 

3rd place - $50
(determined by week 16 match-up)


Overall finances…

Total income (based on dues only) = $650

Website cost = $150 

Leaves us with $500 to start

Other, yet-to-be-determined income sources…

Drops/Adds - $1.00 for each action
Traded players received - $1.00 each
Waiver Wire - winning bidder pays as little as $1.00 up to $10.00

Eighth Stop: Injured Reserve


Any player placed on injured reserve (IR) must not play for the week's game. Since there is a plethora of conflicting information out there regarding injury status, you have to decide the risk of keeping/placing someone on the IR. IF a player is on the IR and plays that week, that player is placed on the Waiver Wire, no questions asked.  We do not want the IR to be used in unfair (hoarding) ways and ultimately this is the most fair way of deciding its use.

In fact, in 2009 we have upped the IR to 3 players because last year there are legit times when guys have lots of guys banged up...

Final Stop: Inevitable Issues

We will have something come up during the course of the season that causes a bit of confusion. As thorough as we've been, there are always gaps/holes. Any questions or concerns regarding our league should be made known as soon as you see a potential problem. The commissioners will make every effort to rectify the situation while incorporating everyone's input; however, in the event we (Senuta and Vogel) deem it necessary to decide, we will.

Good luck to everyone this year and remember that trash talk is part of the game…no hard feelings.

Now, let the race for 3rd place begin!

Senuta, co-commish
Vogel, co-commish

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