That's right, boys - the third round of the NFL draft isn't even complete and I resent the fact that I haven't gotten a mock up...but after getting the worst smelling bed sheets in the washer from 5 year old vomit and the squirts, I'll always make time for one of life's biggest events -
The 1st official FPT 2010 Mock Draft
1 - SchoolGirls
Chris Johnson - No "brainer"? Well, perhaps only Brain could possibly pass him up here because Shaun Alexander should slip to the 3 spot.
2 - DNice
Andre Johnson - "This is a receiver league, Rick. You gotta light?"
3 - Brain
Ray Rice - The popular pick from one of your favorite teams because you are "Mini-Shadow"
4 - Juice
Adrian Peterson - Any guy with the name Toby can't possibly be a threat to AP, can he? It's kinda like a guy named Chester actually being an NFL player...
5 - Legend
Wayne - Interesting dilemma considering you're keeping Garcon. Tough to argue with Peyton's 2nd/3rd best targets!
6 - Flava
Fitzgerald - You won't tangle with Moss again and Calvin scares you a bit so Fitz is the man. Unfortunately, Leinart is the quarterback...
7 - PE
Steven Jackson - Tough call for you because 3 of the guys staring you in the face all have a history with the PE. Calvin was a letdown last season. Steven struggled way too often and now has a rookie qb. And VJAX is staring at an early season suspension.
8 - Ninja
Calvin Johnson - Right where you wanted to be, right? Mark my word - this is your pick.
9 - UCB
Boldin - One pick too short, D&D...Inevitability.
10 - Dumb and Dangerous
VJAX - Now Marshall has someone to hang out with during his suspensions!
More to come as the weekend progresses...
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