Happy New Year! How bout a 2 rounder?

Obviously mocking the first 20 picks without knowing the draft order is a daunting task, but as the 2010 bride's maid I suppose there isn't a better tonic for me after a disappointing December, yet again...

Looking over the keeps for everyone suggests that this season's first round could shift back to an era of RBs early and often. Or perhaps, some of you jokers might actually believe that passing on Reggie Wayne to draft Knowshon Moreno or Jahvid Best is a smart move. Anyways - here we go!

1.01 Chris Johnson

The only way he doesn't go #1 is if SchoolGirls pulls the 1 spot. Book it.

1.02 LeSean McCoy

PPR Gold. Young and forgiving defense. Only consistent piece of that offense...

1.03 Ray Rice

No McGahee means more Rice inside the 10. Plus, the guy should be a PPR monster if Cam Cameron recognizes that he has a more healthy version of Ronnie Brown and a young version of LT on his hands...Come on, Cam - give him the rock and make 'em stop ya!

1.04 Adrian Peterson

"Go ahead and hate me, hate me..." FPTers. But just remember that those fumbling troubles of years past are officially finished - just like Brett and that pervasive negativity in Minny last season. Tough to pass on a top-3 rusher and double-digit tuddies every season...

1.05 Michael Turner

Grinder who needs to move the chains to keep the rock out of Brees and Freeman's hands in 2011. Dangerous offensives next season, boys (Pack, Eagles, Indy, and the Texans, too) and that defense in the ATL lucked out in 2010 - I'll take the best IDPer on the Falcon roster - 20+ carries every week.

1.06 Andre Johnson

Gotta love consistency at wideout. Kicker chances every week and a few haymakers to boot, right Finnegan?

1.07 Calvin Johnson

Tough to argue with the best WR in the league when he puts up sick stats with awful QBs...unbelievable. Hell, the only way to stop him is to steal TDs from him...Chicago ring a bell?

1.08 Frank Gore

Paging Jamal Lewis. Your twin is back in the mix. Juice is throwing him back for a reason...

1.09 Steven Jackson

Did he really play in 16 games? Trend? I doubt it. But Bradford and Co. looks to dominate the West for the next few years and you better believe SJAX is the man to lead them to the postseason.

1.10 Reggie Wayne

He'll singlehandedly win you weeks and require Depends during the others. Like DeSean only with a reliable QB. I'm betting on Peyton.

2.01 Vincent Jackson

If he isn't kept in the 2nd, you gotta think 6'5" playmaker is good for WR1 numbers on a weekly basis. Something tells me SD won't let him go too easily...even AJ Smith knows Lege - doodoo and Floyd won't get it done in 2011.

2.02 Greg Jennings

I personally gave up on this guy too early which is funny because I valued Cedric Benson circa Bears and PT Cruiser a bit too much over the years, I suppose. But I digress - GJ has a place on the UCB roster if available. Period.

2.03 Peyton Manning

I love 300+ and tall foreheads.

2.04 Jahvid Best

You keep telling yourself that week 2 wasn't an anomaly. And Drury will simply laugh...

2.05 Knowshon Moreno

I wonder what Elway thinks of him...TD perhaps?

2.06 Jonathan Stewart

Is this the year? Don't think I'm gonna find out...thoughts, Flava?

2.07 Brandon Marshall

If D&D keeps Bess, then why bet the farm on Henne and Sparano? I know why - Because you're dumb and dangerous.

2.08 Ryan Matthews

Speaking of futility! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, call me D&D!

2.09 Larry Fitzgerald

Because there's always a sucker out there. You know the type - they draft Steve Smith almost every season...right, Fred?

2.10 Dez Bryant

Let the Cowboy hype machine begin! It's too bad really....Drury probably would have taken the trophy in 2010 if not for Tony's bum shoulder.

Just missed the cut...

Forte, Welker, Boldin, Gates, Harvin, DJax...and probably someone I forgot!

Never too early, boys! 2011 bumps and 2010 rosters

Draft Results
Round 1
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Mason, Derrick WR BAL	6 sec	75/195.5
2	Undercover Brothers	Spiller, C.J. RB BUF	28 sec	5/69.5
3	Ninja Mafia	Cole, Trent DL PHI	3 min 12 sec	94/112
4	Performance Enhancers	Breaston, Steve WR ARI	2 min 12 sec	145/145
5	Flava Saver's	Lewis, Ray LB BAL	1 min 17 sec	184/184
6	THE LEGEND	Barber, Marion RB DAL	3 min 24 sec	0/74
7	100% Juice	Royal, Eddie WR DEN	2 min 39 sec	10.5/153
8	BRAIN	Tate, Ben RB HOU	1 min 10 sec	0/0
9	DNICE United	Cooley, Chris TE WAS	53 sec	147/176
10	Schoolgirls	Allen, Jared DL MIN	2 min 26 sec	136/136
Round 2
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Harvin, Percy WR MIN	14 sec	171.5/231.5
2	DNICE United	Britt, Kenny WR TEN	1 min 52 sec	67/191.5
3	BRAIN	Edwards, Ray DL MIN	4 min 53 sec	0/73
4	100% Juice	Miller, Heath TE PIT	48 sec	5/101
5	THE LEGEND	Mendenhall, Rashard RB PIT	9 sec	260.5/260.5
6	Flava Saver's	Holmes, Santonio WR NYJ	1 min 10 sec	167/167
7	Dumb and Dangerous	Winslow, Kellen TE TB	58 sec	82/165.5
8	Ninja Mafia	Smith, Will DL NO	6 min 53 sec	4/78
9	Undercover Brothers	Jackson, Vincent WR SD	20 sec	61.5/61.5
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Edwards, Braylon WR NYJ	35 sec	133.5/192.5
Round 3
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Marshall, Brandon WR MIA	15 sec	251/251
2	BRAIN	Tate, Golden WR SEA	3 min 11 sec	0/42
3	Ninja Mafia	Williams, Ricky RB MIA	8 sec	42/109.5
4	Performance Enhancers	Chambers, Chris WR KC	1 min 10 sec	8/47
5	Undercover Brothers	Laurinaitis, James LB STL	1 min 16 sec	79/143
6	Schoolgirls	Posluszny, Paul LB BUF	2 min 10 sec	123/167
7	100% Juice	Hester, Devin WR CHI	2 min 31 sec	0/130
8	BRAIN	Harris, David LB NYJ	24 sec	120/120
9	DNICE United	Fletcher, London LB WAS	48 sec	190/190
10	THE LEGEND	Suggs, Terrell LB BAL	4 min 22 sec	122/122
Round 4
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Jacobs, Brandon RB NYG	37 sec	3/151
2	DNICE United	Vilma, Jonathan LB NO	1 min 22 sec	142/142
3	BRAIN	Weddle, Eric DB SD	1 min 25 sec	126/132
4	100% Juice	Gore, Frank RB SF	15 sec	228.5/228.5
5	THE LEGEND	Sproles, Darren RB SD	3 min 47 sec	1.5/148.5
6	Flava Saver's	Bell, Yeremiah DB MIA	12 sec	125/130
7	Performance Enhancers	Williams, Mario DL HOU	21 sec	69/69
8	Ninja Mafia	Olsen, Greg TE CHI	1 min 37 sec	65.5/106
9	Undercover Brothers	Edelman, Julian WR NE	2 min 36 sec	0/22
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Portis, Clinton RB WAS	23 sec	6/43
Round 6
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Morrison, Kirk LB JAC	15 sec	57/90
2	Undercover Brothers	Brown, Donald RB IND	20 sec	12.5/101.5
3	Ninja Mafia	Mathis, Robert DL IND	3 min 48 sec	88/112
4	Performance Enhancers	Vanden Bosch, Kyle DL DET	2 min 17 sec	73/73
5	Flava Saver's	Greene, Shonn RB NYJ	31 sec	14.5/112.5
6	THE LEGEND	Dockett, Darnell DL ARI	1 min 23 sec	89/89
7	100% Juice	Hightower, Tim RB ARI	19 sec	13.5/135
8	BRAIN	Cutler, Jay QB CHI	57 sec	268/324
9	DNICE United	Smith, Steve WR NYG	15 sec	137.5/137.5
10	Schoolgirls	Tulloch, Stephen LB TEN	57 sec	182/182
Round 7
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Williams, Mike WR TB	30 sec	198.5/225.5
2	DNICE United	Avery, Donnie WR STL	1 min 38 sec	0/0
3	100% Juice	McCluster, Dexter WR KC	1 min 28 sec	0/56.5
4	100% Juice	Miller, Zach TE OAK	2 min 46 sec	112/170
5	THE LEGEND	Slaton, Steve RB HOU	1 min 32 sec	0/11.5
6	Flava Saver's	Tomlinson, LaDainian RB NYJ	2 min 17 sec	191/214.5
7	100% Juice	Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT	2 min 39 sec	80.5/319
8	Ninja Mafia	Thomas, Pierre RB NO	14 sec	81/91
9	Undercover Brothers	McFadden, Darren RB OAK	15 sec	47/298
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Smith, Justin DL SF	1 min 38 sec	109/109
Round 8
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Lofton, Curtis LB ATL	23 sec	144/144
2	Undercover Brothers	Carlson, John TE SEA	1 min 12 sec	19.5/66
3	Ninja Mafia	Jones-Drew, Maurice RB JAC	1 min 9 sec	41.5/269
4	Performance Enhancers	Maroney, Laurence RB DEN	7 sec	0/15.5
5	Flava Saver's	Coleman, Erik DB ATL	60 sec	9/20
6	THE LEGEND	Orakpo, Brian LB WAS	2 min 50 sec	68/97
7	100% Juice	Timmons, Lawrence LB PIT	9 sec	187/187
8	BRAIN	Landry, Dawan DB BAL	2 min 19 sec	27/135
9	DNICE United	Crabtree, Michael WR SF	17 sec	162/177.5
10	Schoolgirls	Jones, Thomas RB KC	3 min 42 sec	26.5/155.5
Round 9
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Romo, Tony QB DAL	13 sec	211.5/211.5
2	DNICE United	Williams, Cadillac RB TB	1 min 50 sec	30.5/139.5
3	BRAIN	Ryan, Matt QB ATL	1 min 12 sec	25.5/392.5
4	100% Juice	Taylor, Chester RB CHI	3 min 39 sec	0/73.5
5	THE LEGEND	Massaquoi, Mohamed WR CLE	16 sec	0/102
6	Flava Saver's	Harrison, James LB PIT	1 min 39 sec	183/181
7	Performance Enhancers	Harper, Roman DB NO	9 sec	139/151
8	Ninja Mafia	Hardesty, Montario RB CLE	1 min 10 sec	0/0
9	Undercover Brothers	Wilson, Adrian DB ARI	1 min 7 sec	29/122
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Atogwe, Oshiomogho DB STL	22 sec	17/117
Round 10
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Celek, Brent TE PHI	9 sec	63.5/120
2	Undercover Brothers	Burleson, Nate WR DET	23 sec	9.5/160
3	Ninja Mafia	Urlacher, Brian LB CHI	3 min 8 sec	168/180
4	Performance Enhancers	Meachem, Robert WR NO	43 sec	132/152.5
5	Flava Saver's	Palmer, Carson QB CIN	10 sec	82.5/434.5
6	THE LEGEND	Keller, Dustin TE NYJ	7 sec	116/155
7	100% Juice	Jones, Jacoby WR HOU	5 min 50 sec	14.5/131.5
8	BRAIN	Schilens, Chaz WR OAK	1 min 30 sec	0/14.5
9	DNICE United	Doucet, Early WR ARI	1 min 10 sec	0/58.5
10	Schoolgirls	McNabb, Donovan QB WAS	58 sec	95.5/330
Round 12
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Cushing, Brian LB HOU	1 min 35 sec	82/93
2	DNICE United	Nelson, Jordy WR GB	1 min 52 sec	8/112
3	BRAIN	Brown, Everette DL CAR	3 min 52 sec	0/48
4	100% Juice	Thomas, Demaryius WR DEN	3 min 28 sec	-0.5/61.5
5	THE LEGEND	Tuck, Justin DL NYG	1 min 2 sec	160/160
6	Flava Saver's	Jackson, D'Qwell LB CLE	16 sec	0/0
7	100% Juice	Tate, Brandon WR NE	41 sec	2/103.5
8	Ninja Mafia	Colston, Marques WR NO	19 sec	193.5/256.5
9	Undercover Brothers	Nicks, Hakeem WR NYG	12 sec	266.5/283
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Brees, Drew QB NO	10 sec	544/578
Round 13
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Morgan, Josh WR SF	33 sec	0/127
2	Undercover Brothers	Scott, Bernard RB CIN	24 sec	0/47
3	Ninja Mafia	Freeney, Dwight DL IND	11 sec	46/84
4	Performance Enhancers	Walter, Kevin WR HOU	44 sec	56/149.5
5	Flava Saver's	Daniels, Owen TE HOU	1 min 8 sec	17/99.5
6	THE LEGEND	Manning, Eli QB NYG	2 min 9 sec	81.5/421.5
7	100% Juice	Willis, Patrick LB SF	38 sec	168/168
8	BRAIN	Favre, Brett QB MIN	57 sec	22/209.5
9	DNICE United	Ringer, Javon RB TEN	2 min 10 sec	0/42.5
10	Schoolgirls	Witten, Jason TE DAL	23 sec	275/275
Round 14
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Bowe, Dwayne WR KC	10 sec	325/325
2	DNICE United	Leinart, Matt QB HOU	32 sec	0/0
3	BRAIN	Babineaux, Jordan DB SEA	4 min 38 sec	0/80
4	100% Juice	Smith, Kevin RB DET	10 sec	0/34
5	THE LEGEND	Heyward-Bey, Darrius WR OAK	3 min 55 sec	37/74.5
6	Flava Saver's	Wilson, George DB BUF	33 sec	0/54
7	Performance Enhancers	Phillips, Shaun LB SD	1 min 19 sec	115/126
8	Ninja Mafia	Manningham, Mario WR NYG	34 sec	175/229.5
9	Undercover Brothers	Butler, Deon WR SEA	2 min 17 sec	4.5/96
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Scott, Bart LB NYJ	12 sec	38/95
Round 15
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Grant, Ryan RB GB	18 sec	4.5/4.5
2	Undercover Brothers	Pollard, Bernard DB HOU	6 sec	134/143
3	Ninja Mafia	Gamble, Chris DB CAR	9 sec	0/51
4	Performance Enhancers	Clark, Dallas TE IND	11 sec	93.5/93.5
5	Flava Saver's	Greenway, Chad LB MIN	21 sec	140/159
6	THE LEGEND	Berry, Eric DB KC	1 min 29 sec	107/145
7	Performance Enhancers	Jackson, Fred RB BUF	2 min 12 sec	182.5/198
8	BRAIN	Delmas, Louis DB DET	11 sec	71/106
9	DNICE United	Jones, Dhani LB CIN	9 sec	136/136
10	Schoolgirls	White, Roddy WR ATL	6 sec	371.5/371.5
Round 16
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Hall, Leon DB CIN	2 min 41 sec	15/88
2	DNICE United	Campbell, Calais DL ARI	31 sec	57/91
3	BRAIN	Woodley, LaMarr LB PIT	10 sec	38/127
4	100% Juice	Williams, D.J. LB DEN	7 sec	138/165
5	THE LEGEND	Mayo, Jerod LB NE	8 sec	204/204
6	Flava Saver's	Choice, Tashard RB DAL	1 min 15 sec	0/70.5
7	Performance Enhancers	Woodson, Charles DB GB	14 sec	145/155
8	Ninja Mafia	Landry, LaRon DB WAS	1 min 41 sec	115/115
9	Undercover Brothers	Kiwanuka, Mathias DL NYG	44 sec	30/30
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Washington, Leon RB SEA	40 sec	0/46
Round 18
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	White, Stylez G. DL TB	5 sec	22/60
2	Undercover Brothers	Finley, Jermichael TE GB	9 sec	71.5/71.5
3	Ninja Mafia	Stafford, Matthew QB DET	47 sec	68/77
4	Performance Enhancers	Davis, Fred TE WAS	56 sec	54/69
5	Flava Saver's	Maclin, Jeremy WR PHI	9 sec	244/244
6	THE LEGEND	Hayes, Geno LB TB	12 sec	71/124
7	100% Juice	Rodgers, Aaron QB GB	9 sec	491.5/491.5
8	BRAIN	Benson, Cedric RB CIN	7 sec	76.5/210.5
9	DNICE United	Matthews, Clay LB GB	6 sec	137/137
10	Schoolgirls	Odom, Antwan DL CIN	48 sec	0/6
Round 19
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Wimbley, Kamerion LB OAK	47 sec	11/100
2	DNICE United	Bradshaw, Ahmad RB NYG	23 sec	238.5/253.5
3	BRAIN	Aromashodu, Devin WR CHI	4 sec	12/24
4	100% Juice	Foster, Arian RB HOU	24 sec	452/452
5	THE LEGEND	Knox, Johnny WR CHI	22 sec	136.5/177
6	Flava Saver's	Sims-Walker, Mike WR JAC	11 sec	89/162
7	Performance Enhancers	Forsett, Justin RB SEA	11 sec	37/117
8	Ninja Mafia	Levy, DeAndre LB DET	6 sec	0/100
9	Undercover Brothers	Charles, Jamaal RB KC	22 sec	53/306
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Barnett, Nick LB GB	7 sec	1/26
Round 20
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Branch, Tyvon DB OAK	17 sec	136/144
2	Undercover Brothers	Austin, Miles WR DAL	5 sec	271/271
3	Ninja Mafia	Kolb, Kevin QB PHI	8 sec	2/115
4	Performance Enhancers	Harrison, Jerome RB PHI	4 sec	30/59.5
5	Flava Saver's	Flacco, Joe QB BAL	6 sec	62.5/369.5
6	THE LEGEND	Garcon, Pierre WR IND	10 sec	177.5/189.5
7	100% Juice	Wallace, Mike WR PIT	6 sec	247.5/286
8	BRAIN	Davis, Vernon TE SF	5 sec	110.5/203
9	DNICE United	Bush, Michael RB OAK	5 sec	100/156.5
10	Schoolgirls	Goldson, Dashon DB SF	9 sec	39/102
Round 21
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Schoolgirls	Revis, Darrelle DB NYJ	4 min 17 sec	0/56
2	DNICE United	Bethea, Antoine DB IND	30 sec	87/125
3	BRAIN	Kampman, Aaron DL JAC	1 min 56 sec	29/45
4	100% Juice	Thomas, Mike WR JAC	1 min 4 sec	4/194.5
5	THE LEGEND	Hartley, Garrett K NO	1 min 7 sec	1/100
6	Flava Saver's	Benn, Arrelious WR TB	26 sec	0/80
7	Performance Enhancers	Joseph, Johnathan DB CIN	1 min 12 sec	29/76
8	Ninja Mafia	Dawkins, Brian DB DEN	1 min 16 sec	19/94
9	Undercover Brothers	Henne, Chad QB MIA	23 sec	0/306.5
10	Dumb and Dangerous	Smith, Alex QB SF	13 sec	0/219.5
Round 22
Pick	Team	Player	Elapsed Time	Pts
1	Dumb and Dangerous	Bess, Davone WR MIA	8 sec	172/199
2	Undercover Brothers	Johnson, Michael DL CIN	21 sec	0/56
3	Ninja Mafia	McKnight, Joe RB NYJ	57 sec	0/33
4	Performance Enhancers	Schobel, Aaron DL BUF	2 min 18 sec	0/0
5	Flava Saver's	Long, Chris DL STL	16 sec	6/81
6	THE LEGEND	Bradley, Stewart LB PHI	18 sec	0/81
7	100% Juice	Chung, Pat DB NE	31 sec	86/132
8	BRAIN	Shiancoe, Visanthe TE MIN	1 min 33 sec	57.5/109
9	DNICE United	Marshall, Richard DB CAR	21 sec	40/126
10	Schoolgirls	Suh, Ndamukong DL DET	14 sec	110/127

Roster Grid
Team	QB	RB	WR	TE	RB-WR-TE	K	DL	LB	DB	DL-LB-DB
100% Juice	A Rodgers B Roethlisberger(R) J Kitna (R)	A Foster R Rice A Dixon (R) F Gore (R)	B White D Alexander M Wallace D Thomas (R)	J Graham Z Miller (R)	C Johnson M Thomas A Benn (R) B Westbrook(R) J Simpson (R) J Shipley (R) M Forte (R) V Davis (R)	D Buehler	C Johnson J Pierre-Paul A Rubin (R)	J Farrior L Timmons P Willis (R)	A Elam T.J. Ward P Chung(R)	D Bishop P Lenon D.J. Williams(R) P Angerer (R) S Weatherspoon(R)
BRAIN	J Cutler B Favre (R) M Cassel (R)	D Brown L McCoy J Kuhn (R) M Bell (R)	D Jackson M Jenkins P Crayton D Heyward-Bey (R) E Royal (R) G Tate (R) L Moore (R) L Naanee (R) N Burleson (R) S Rice (R)	V Shiancoe	J Jones M Lynch R Moss (R) T Hightower(R)	N Folk	J Peppers R Seymour R Bryant (R)	C Wake D Harris L Woodley(R)	B Grimes L Delmas D Landry(R) N Allen (R)	E Thomas E Weddle K Dansby (R)
DNICE United	M Schaub J Freeman (R) M Sanchez (R)	A Bradshaw M Bush C Williams(R) J Ringer (R) M Goodson(R) M Hart (R) R Bush (R)	D Amendola H Ward K Britt A Johnson (R) A Collie (R) J Nelson (R)	B Pettigrew R McMichael(R)	J Addai M Crabtree A Gates (R) D Branch (R) E Doucet (R) S Smith (R)	N Rackers	C Campbell J Babin M Shaughnessy(R)	D Jones L Fletcher	A Bethea T Thomas A Talib (R) R Marshall(R)	C Matthews J Vilma
Dumb and Dangerous	D Brees K Orton (R) T Tebow (R)	R Jennings S Jackson K Smith (R) M Tolbert (R)	B Marshall D Bess D Mason B Gibson (R) B Edwards (R) D Butler (R) R Williams (R)	B Celek K Boss (R)	C Ivory R Mathews B Obomanu(R) J Shockey (R) J Morgan (R) M Floyd (R) M Clayton (R) P Burress (R)	D Carpenter	J Smith S G. White	C Lofton D Hawthorne	M Griffin T Branch	D McCourty G Toler B Scott (R) E Dumervil (R) J Durant (R)
Flava Saver's	M Vick C Palmer (R) J Flacco (R)	F Jones L Tomlinson D Sproles (R) D Williams(R) T Choice (R)	B Lloyd J Maclin M Colston L Murphy (R)	T Gonzalez	C Cooley S Holmes A Armstrong(R) B Tate (R) M Sims-Walker (R) S Greene (R)	M Bryant B Cundiff(R)	J Abraham T Kelly C Clemons (R) S Ellis (R)	D Smith R Lewis C Greenway(R)	K Rhodes Y Bell T Williams(R)	J Harrison Q Mikell D'Qwell Jackson (R) K Burnett (R) T Hali (R)
Ninja Mafia	J Campbell A Smith (R) D McNabb (R) M Stafford (R) S Hill (R) V Young (R)	D McFadden J Charles C Buckhalter(R) M Hardesty(R)	G Jennings M Manningham M Williams D Henderson(R)	G Olsen B Scaife (R) T Heap (R)	J Stewart P Thomas E Bennett (R) J Ford (R) R Williams (R)	R Gould	R Mathis T Cole D Freeney (R) W Smith (R)	B Urlacher L Briggs M Haggan(R)	D Hall M Huff L Landry(R)	C Tillman D Ware K Brooking (R)
Performance Enhancers	T Brady D Garrard (R)	B Jackson J Harrison J Snelling (R) J Jones (R) J Forsett (R) L Maroney(R) M Jones-Drew (R)	K Walter S Moss S Breaston C Chambers(R) J Cribbs (R) L Evans (R)	F Davis D Clark (R) Donald Lee(R)	F Jackson R Meachem	D Akers G Gano(R)	B Cofield J Hunter M Williams (R)	A.J. Hawk J Beason J Porter (R)	C Woodson R Harper J Joseph(R) M Trufant(R)	M Peterson S Phillips K Vanden Bosch (R) S Fujita (R)
Schoolgirls	M Ryan R Fitzpatrick (R) T Romo (R)	B Green-Ellis C Johnson D Woodhead(R) J Best (R) T Jones (R)	A Boldin D Bowe R White D Driver (R) J Gaffney (R)	J Witten M Lewis (R)	K Moreno W Welker B Jacobs (R) J Cotchery (R) P Harvin (R)	S Janikowski R Succop(R)	J Allen Ndamukong Suh	B Cushing S Tulloch S Cooper(R)	B Flowers E Reed B Dawkins(R) D Revis (R) L Hall (R)	E.J. Henderson O Umenyiora R McIntosh (R)
THE LEGEND	P Rivers E Manning (R) S Bradford (R)	M Turner R Mendenhall C.J. Spiller(R) R Torain (R) W McGahee(R)	M Williams N Washington P Garcon B Hartline (R) C Ochocinco(R) J Knox (R) M Massaquoi(R) S Smith (R)	R Gronkowski B Watson(R) D Keller (R)	L Fitzgerald L Blount D McCluster(R) J Avant (R)	J Brown	D Dockett J Tuck	J Mayo T Suggs	E Berry O Atogwe A Verner(R) T Polamalu(R)	G Hayes J Anderson B Orakpo (R) S Bradley (R)
Undercover Brothers	P Manning K Kolb (R)	A Peterson R Brown B Scott (R) C Benson (R) P Hillis (R) R Grant (R) T Gerhart (R)	M Austin R Wayne V Jackson J Jones (R) L Robinson(R)	J Tamme A Hernandez(R) J Finley (R)	O Daniels S Johnson E Sanders (R) H Nicks (R) J Starks (R)	N Kaeding	C Dunlap H Ngata	D Washington P Posluszny G Guyton(R)	B Pollard D Whitner	D Johnson J Chaney A Ayodele (R) D Levy (R) R Maualuga (R) Sean Lee (R)
Report Updated as of: 1/8/11 11:43 AM EST