1.01 UCB – Andre Johnson
Curveball to start the draft? To those who’ve following UCB’s antics over the years, well, you aren’t the least bit surprised by this. And Juice is left just shaking his head…good thing you love RBs my friend!
1.02 Juice – Chris Johnson
Gotta do it. Hurts to pass up Megatron but are you prepared to be that guy who passes on CJ2K?
1.03 Legend – Calvin Johnson
Just like you expected I bet. Don’t trip heading to the board!
1.04 SchoolGirls – Ray Rice
Wildcard time! I think you want a pass catching back to go with your studly wideouts. This week Ray – next week McCoy. Wonder how this plays out in 15 weeks…
1.05 UCB(from D&D) – LeSean McCoy
What’s not to love about 80+ catches?
1.06 DNice – Greg Jennings
You may think twice about this if you keep the poor man’s Wes Welker (aka Jordy Nelson). But last year’s post season play is certainly reason to pause with Jennings on the board.
1.07 PE – Adrian Peterson
AP. MJD. Sick if it were 2 years ago…
1.08 Ninja – Larry Fitzgerald
Not loving the buzz right now but your boy Kolb looks destined to be in Zona and if he is, Larry’s packing some throwing stars in 2011!
1.09 Brain – Michael Turner
Lucky for you Turner never catches anything and thus, he’s sitting here at the 9 spot. The question remains – can that offensive line survive free agency???
1.10Flava – Reggie Wayne
You laugh but this is the pick. You are to Wayne what DNice is to Marion Barber in our mock drafts.
2.01 Flava – Steven Jackson
Aren’t you a bit scared that D&D made this exact same pick in 2010?
2.02 Brain – DeSean Jackson
You loved him last year which means you must have a strong stomach.
2.03 Ninja – Santonio Holmes
Likely sticks with the JETS and looks to be the only real pass catching threat in the new Meadowlands. Odd that you had both he and Braylon as keeper options a while back, isn’t it?
Curveball to start the draft? To those who’ve following UCB’s antics over the years, well, you aren’t the least bit surprised by this. And Juice is left just shaking his head…good thing you love RBs my friend!
1.02 Juice – Chris Johnson
Gotta do it. Hurts to pass up Megatron but are you prepared to be that guy who passes on CJ2K?
1.03 Legend – Calvin Johnson
Just like you expected I bet. Don’t trip heading to the board!
1.04 SchoolGirls – Ray Rice
Wildcard time! I think you want a pass catching back to go with your studly wideouts. This week Ray – next week McCoy. Wonder how this plays out in 15 weeks…
1.05 UCB(from D&D) – LeSean McCoy
What’s not to love about 80+ catches?
1.06 DNice – Greg Jennings
You may think twice about this if you keep the poor man’s Wes Welker (aka Jordy Nelson). But last year’s post season play is certainly reason to pause with Jennings on the board.
1.07 PE – Adrian Peterson
AP. MJD. Sick if it were 2 years ago…
1.08 Ninja – Larry Fitzgerald
Not loving the buzz right now but your boy Kolb looks destined to be in Zona and if he is, Larry’s packing some throwing stars in 2011!
1.09 Brain – Michael Turner
Lucky for you Turner never catches anything and thus, he’s sitting here at the 9 spot. The question remains – can that offensive line survive free agency???
1.10Flava – Reggie Wayne
You laugh but this is the pick. You are to Wayne what DNice is to Marion Barber in our mock drafts.
2.01 Flava – Steven Jackson
Aren’t you a bit scared that D&D made this exact same pick in 2010?
2.02 Brain – DeSean Jackson
You loved him last year which means you must have a strong stomach.
2.03 Ninja – Santonio Holmes
Likely sticks with the JETS and looks to be the only real pass catching threat in the new Meadowlands. Odd that you had both he and Braylon as keeper options a while back, isn’t it?
2.04 PE – Peyton Manning
Yup.
2.05 DNice – Tom Brady
Josh Freeman makes a nice keep but champions understand that to win, you have to be studly under center and Josh isn’t quite ready for Christmas time yet…
2.06 D&D – Matt Forte
The forgotten man. It wasn’t too long ago a little known plodder out of Tulane was drafted in the 5th by a more successful D&D squad. Could this be a sign?
2.07 SchoolGirls – Antonio Gates
Sorry Conley but you still aren’t Antonio’s Daddy. In fact, Mr. Witten happens to be estranged from his…
2.08 Legend – Rashard Mendenhall (keep)
Funny – you keep Mendanhall and you get a free flak jacket! Nice bonus but not quite like a 100 yard kicker of which are few and far between in Pittsburgh.
2.09 Juice – Dez Bryant
Nothing like depending on this guy as your number 2. Might need to reconsider the 2 spot, my friend…
2.10 D&D (from UCB) – Vincent Jackson (keep)
Look at the previous 10 or so names. Now tell me Vincent Jackson wouldn’t be in the conversation. That’s what I thought. Good thing I put this up for most of you because some of you would be clueless with who’s available come draft night.
3.01 D&D (from UCB) – Wes Welker
Year healthier. Hopefully has a few more moves to get open, though…
3.02 Juice – Ryan Mathews
Classic upside pick. Well played.
3.03 Legend – Sidney Rice
Not sure I would want this but lucky for me, I don’t have your roster!
3.04 SchoolGirls – Jahvid Best
Hopefully last year wasn’t his “best”
3.05 D&D – Brandon Marshall (keep)
Here’s betting a TE puts up Baby TO numbers this year. Is that what you had in mind?
3.06 DNice – Jonathan Stewart
The new Marion Barber!
3.07 PE – Anquan Boldin
You obviously haven’t watched him in Baltimore. Or being a Skins fan, I suppose Boldin sounds better than making a new label for Anthony Armstrong.
3.08 Ninja – Knowshon Moreno
Should get a heavy dose with Jon Fox in Denver. Could go to Juice earlier…
3.09 Brain – Percy Harvin
Why not? Uh…migraines with an unknown cause for starters.
3.10 Flava – Shonn Green (opts not to keep in the 6th)
Good pick despite the ability to keep him in the 6th. Brandon Lloyd makes much more sense in the 22nd.
Yup.
2.05 DNice – Tom Brady
Josh Freeman makes a nice keep but champions understand that to win, you have to be studly under center and Josh isn’t quite ready for Christmas time yet…
2.06 D&D – Matt Forte
The forgotten man. It wasn’t too long ago a little known plodder out of Tulane was drafted in the 5th by a more successful D&D squad. Could this be a sign?
2.07 SchoolGirls – Antonio Gates
Sorry Conley but you still aren’t Antonio’s Daddy. In fact, Mr. Witten happens to be estranged from his…
2.08 Legend – Rashard Mendenhall (keep)
Funny – you keep Mendanhall and you get a free flak jacket! Nice bonus but not quite like a 100 yard kicker of which are few and far between in Pittsburgh.
2.09 Juice – Dez Bryant
Nothing like depending on this guy as your number 2. Might need to reconsider the 2 spot, my friend…
2.10 D&D (from UCB) – Vincent Jackson (keep)
Look at the previous 10 or so names. Now tell me Vincent Jackson wouldn’t be in the conversation. That’s what I thought. Good thing I put this up for most of you because some of you would be clueless with who’s available come draft night.
3.01 D&D (from UCB) – Wes Welker
Year healthier. Hopefully has a few more moves to get open, though…
3.02 Juice – Ryan Mathews
Classic upside pick. Well played.
3.03 Legend – Sidney Rice
Not sure I would want this but lucky for me, I don’t have your roster!
3.04 SchoolGirls – Jahvid Best
Hopefully last year wasn’t his “best”
3.05 D&D – Brandon Marshall (keep)
Here’s betting a TE puts up Baby TO numbers this year. Is that what you had in mind?
3.06 DNice – Jonathan Stewart
The new Marion Barber!
3.07 PE – Anquan Boldin
You obviously haven’t watched him in Baltimore. Or being a Skins fan, I suppose Boldin sounds better than making a new label for Anthony Armstrong.
3.08 Ninja – Knowshon Moreno
Should get a heavy dose with Jon Fox in Denver. Could go to Juice earlier…
3.09 Brain – Percy Harvin
Why not? Uh…migraines with an unknown cause for starters.
3.10 Flava – Shonn Green (opts not to keep in the 6th)
Good pick despite the ability to keep him in the 6th. Brandon Lloyd makes much more sense in the 22nd.
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