Thursday, July 26, 2007

Goal Line Stand #3 ---- D.& D.

1st & Goal ... To be perfectly honest Kevin Conley - better known as Dumb and Dangerous - has taken his fair share of punishment over the last two years however, I would like to be the first to credit him for his astute ability to adapt quickly. The kid has positioned himself to make a serious run at an FPT championship in only 3 seasons....impressive. He no longer questions his decision-making process and demonstrates a much needed analytical prowess that trumps most other fantasy diehards. With his sudden ascent to the Fantasy elite I am seriously recommending a franchise name change that is more fitting, showing the respect the man deserves. I am suggesting something short and strong, similar to the man's build .... simply put......."the COACH".

2nd & Goal .... Now I feel as though we can actually make a stand versus the powerful attack that is Dumb & Dangerous after giving him his due respect. Conley will undoubtedly take a WR with his first overall selection...he realizes that he can make his mark with this move selecting his projected #1 receiver instead of a servicable running back with upside! Here's the problem though...this strategy ends up forcing him to draft another wideout in Round 2 where he feels he will be building a receiving corp that will rival the one the Shadow put together a year ago. The problem is he now rolls into Week1 with Cadillac Williams as his RB1 ... maybe Marshawn Lynch or Adrian Peterson as his RB2. Not the most daunting RBBC in league history, but at least he'll have 85 or Steve Smith working alongside Andre Johnson. And the best news for Conley is he can continue his love affair with LaMont Jordan this year ... except now it won't cost him MJD - instead he can simply draft him as his RB2 and look for this year's MJD and trade him for Patrick's 2007 first round bust!!!!!!!!!!


3rd & Goal ... it's coming!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

Flava Savers said...

Wow, who would have thought the Juice Man would have stroked your balls so well Conley in his opening remarks? I hope you have the common courtesy to give him a reach around.