Brain WINS! Brain WINS! Brain WINS!

We have a TRADE (and the first team in the Toilet Bowl bracket)!

Brain gets: #2 pick from Shadow and Tony Romo as a keeper (22nd round)
Shadow gets: #15, #25, and #65

Congrats Brain, you just took the salesman to school!

Not buying it, Shadow - read on.

1.01 Juice - LT

There was a time when consensus felt nobody could screw this pick-up...but then there was Colin. Thank God he didn't have it! Score one for the good guys...

1.02 Brain - Mr. Jackson

Great trade, Brain. I'll take, I mean, you'll take the handsdown, best player on the board after LT. Sorry, I was alittle premature with that one...

1.03 Schoolgirls - Mr. Addai

This spot flat out sucks. You have to go Addai despite a laundry list of reasons not to...lucky for you, the next few backs all have similarly detrimental issues, too.

1.04 Ninja - Reggie, Reggie, Reggie...

Do you really think he'll catch 80+ balls again? Well, maybe he will...but lord knows he won't top 80 yards rushing in a game - EVER! Great RB pick. Better hope MJD is actually legit...

1.05 Brain Part Duex - Brian Westbrook

Unlike your younger brother, you actually got a pass catching RUNNINGback in a historically dynamic offense. Outstanding pick if you don't mind the injury report nightmare...maybe Ricky H's boy will share the Red Blouse he's been wearing???

1.06 Big Dan - Mr. Alexander

My how the mighty have fallen, right Drury? Could Alexander be this year's Steven Jackson - not on Danny Boy's watch! Sorry, D&D, you have no excuse now...

1.07 D&D - 85

You can't take not having a sexy stud like Ocho Cinco on your roster. Since LT isn't in the cards this season, you better hope this Bengal comes out of the jungle more often than last year! If not, this is a terrible pick...but, it may prove to be a terrible pick either way...

1.08 DNice - Willis

You can see the two-time defending champ licking his lips at getting who he believes is the back who falls this year - Willis McGahee. You can't argue with the number of opportunities he should have with Baltimore but one has to wonder if 3.8/ypc and single digit touchdowns warrants a first round pick on a defending champs roster??? I see a bump for the players around him - much like the"bump" that's sure to run rampant around the Charm City. Nothing like plantin' the seed in a new field, right Willis? Unfortunately, LJ doesn't afford you the luxory of taking a chance this year but you will anyways...love the arrogance, DNice.

1.09 UCB - Rudi Johnson

You know me as the batting champ, not the HR hitter. This pick makes tons of sense if you like 1400/12 for the 4th year in a row in a studly offense. I love fast Willie and Warrick's worst nightmare, but something tells me I need to be more careful this year and actually take a steady back if I want to win when it counts. I may not always win, but I always get better. The question is, are you?

1.10 Flava Sava - Cedric Benson

We know Ricky has a love affair with Reggie Wayne but he takes the starting RB in an offense predicated on grinding out yards, punching in 12/yr, and protecting leads when it counts the most. In theory, the perfect pick...

You're up, Juiceman!