The TRUTH......I think You All Are Entitled To It

Round 2....sometimes the "truth" hurts!!!!

2.01 - Ricky H. realizes at this very moment this "loop pick" is all he has left until Round 4 and thinks to himself, "what the hell was I thinking giving up my 3rd round selection?". Well, he's going to make this one count because in all honesty ... IT HAS TOO ... so without further delay...he selects Fast Willis McGahee simply because he feels like an old girlfriend showing up at the door and the realization of a love-affair once lost can now be rekindled....."Willis, will you???"

2.02 - Eric Vogel is in my estimation a man who thrives with a consistent routine....he's reliable and he expects the same from his players. He gets that with Steve Smith, provided he's healthy, however, where does he go with #2...I think the choice is obvious....rudi!....Rudi!...RUdi!...RUDi!...RUDI!!! There you have it folks, he's once again counts his blessings because he isn't forced to take the Bengal who hides out in the jungle every couple of games who wears #85 .... he gets the one who puts up 1400 and 12 like it's predetermined! Now the only thing that would make Vogel more happy is to get Housh in the 3rd...sorry friend ... he won't make it past ____________......I guess we'll see REAL soon!

2.03 - Mr. Must Make it Count Mark realizes that LJ in the 3rd isn't quite the value it was 5 months ago and knows this pick could seal the deal as far as ending not only a championship run but simply a play-off spot...OUCH! However, the man is resiliant and refuses to accept the inevitable so he uses all the sober energy he has within himself and fights off the urge to take Brady here and decides to roll with Mr. Terrell Owens because he's the player that DNice just needs on his team ... like the cigarette he ritualistically has after his yearly "loop pick". Go enjoy Marky Mark....your night is basically over anyway!

2.04 - WOW...D&D is up and makes the selection in record time. The kid is absolutely giddy with how things are setting up .... at this very moment he begins to realize the term "mastermind" isn't such a stretch after all....and there it is ... the smirk...an why wouldn't he after solidifying his WR corps with Andre Johnson....who needs RB's when your rolling these two wideouts! Nice move Conley....even if you change this to Marvin b/c he's a bit safer with Manning pitching him the pill.

2.05 - As the steroid buzz is dying down so is the buzz for Big Dan's 2nd round selection...Clinton Portis. A few months back Portis in the middle of the second is a steal, but now...well, it's just plain ridiculous!!! Performance Enhancers is smarter than your average "meathead" and knows where to go .... Marvelous Marvin Harrison. He's consistent, humble and a lock for 90/1200/10. Good call Daniel...already off to a better start than a year ago!

2.06 - Our favorite FPT whipping boy Brain is simply foaming at the mouth with the prospect that Peyton Manning is staring him in the face in the middle of the 2nd round. He can't believe it because the two magazines he looked at the day before the draft have Manning going off the board somewhere, HELL, ANYWHERE in the 1st round. "You all are F-ing crazy ... Peyton's still out there...put him on the board ... YES!!!!" Well played Brain...get your WR in the 3rd an 4th before you keep Green in the 6th!

2.07 - The younger Skertich almost misses his selection because he is daydreaming about the absolutely loaded team he is about to put together...no worries, nobody can fuck this team up ... give him Roy Williams and cross your fingers somebody gets hurt because this kid has the team to beat and we're not even through the second round! And I almost forgot...he's got an extra pick in the 3rd...how the hell does that happen....oh, yeah...I remember!!!!!!!!!

2.08 - Drury is absolutely loving the way this is playing out...in actuality his first two picks are the closest thing he's had to picking up two beautiful schoolgirls in almost a year.....Addai, Drury and WHO??? HOLT...that's who!!!!!!!!!! Way to go Mr. St. Louis!!!!!

2.09 - 5'Oclock is simply wondering why there isn't anyone out there who deserves to be a member of the Shadows squad....it is quite the exclusive club....you know the saying...great on paper...never make the play-offs! Well, he decides to "settle" for a lesser WR and knows Thomas Jones will be there after the loop( Sorry DRURY...you get Benson....once again he'll be the lesser of the two...now just in different cities). Colin selcts TJ "Who's Your Momma" Houshmandzadeh....well done young brother...well done!!!

2.10 - An we've now come full circle and look to see who Senuta will pair up with his already daunting backfield of LT, Mr. Gore, and the Man-Child Brandon Jacobs! Well the answer would seem to be easier than it actually easier than it is.....who am I kidding it's quite simply effortless....I'll Larry Fitzgerald and know I'm getting 85/1300/12.....provided Mr. Leinart still has it locked in on Larry!!!!

As we've said before .... the word of the 2007 FPT draft is .... Predictable.....just plain predictable!!!!!