Thursday, April 24, 2008

Hey Schoolgirls - better buy your own stash!

That's right, FPTers - Drury's team is on life support this offseason. Thankfully, he is our resident medical salesman so we expect him to "remedy" a dire situation...

For those uncommitted owners allow me to fill you in -

Schoolgirls roster is uglier than those mutts in Philly! Have a look...

RBs: Maurice Morris, Michael Bennett, Kevin Faulk, Patrick Cobbs, Lorenzo Booker, Justin Fargas, Jesse Chatman, and Thomas Jones.

Before you scream, "Wait! What about Justin Fargas?" let the 4th pick happen in the draft and ask yourself if this 2-time runner-up in the Heisman race the last two seasons, McFadden, may cut into the perennial scatback benchwarmer's time? BUT, let's not forget about the great Michael Bush lurking in the shadows...who happens to be available for your last pick and a bowl of soup.

WRs: Braylon Edwards, Bobby Engram, Larry Fitzgerald, and Kevin Curtis.

Bobby Engram actually looks like a fantastic pick - dare I say "Welker-esque". No more Cousin Hackett to steal targets, not to mention an underachieving running back who hasn't played on 3rd down in three years - oh yeah, 8-catch kickers galore!

Kicker: Gostkowski

Are you really gonna keep a kicker? I can see why but it's merely because of a lack of options!

Better call the Hospice, Drury! Unless you have a mulligan somewhere in that brief case...

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