Thursday, July 29, 2010

Oh Danny Boy - Wish I had good news for you but...

Of all the owners who I figured would take full advantage of $0 transaction fees in the off season, PE was at the top of the list. But little did I understand that your stubborn ways percolate 365 days a year! We always knew Waiver Wire night was a no-no in the PE household but this pauper lifestyle is simply abnormal. That's commitment, my friend! Should bode well for you as your preparation for Toilet Bowl bracket progresses throughout a painful season. Hey, at least you have a real coach, gm, and qb in Washington!


Enough of the pleasantries. How about Dallas Clark? Stud. Thank God he gives you the points of two keepers because this train trip would somehow get uglier! But Chambers...well, only if you play Juice every week because other than that, he's worthless, albeit enormously fun when you match up with the league's leading underachiever! And Slaton? Come on. That Texan backfield is a wreck! They drafted Ben Tate. They aren't loving Arian Foster despite the fact he played well last year ( a lot like Pierre Thomas to be honest...). In the end, if you threw Slaton back in the mix, he wouldn't get drafted before the round you need to keep him in anyway! Your a fiscal man, Dan. That just doesn't make good sense, does it? And last but not least, you killed Zach Miller's value by taking him too early in 2009...patience, my friend. Don't be like Fred. Please don't be like Fred...

In my humble opinion, you need to target someone and make a bold move for him. Move a pick or two but you need to get on the Dynasty Train...not the same old locomotive from 2007/8. You may have been good back then, but remember, everyone is getting better...EXCEPT YOU.

Go after a QB from Ninja. Or an upside WR from Juice. How about moving Dallas for two good keeps? Obviously I have plenty to go round, too...and am always willing to deal like Danny Snyder! And don't forget about the other side of the ball. You could go unconventional and move for stud IDPs... I don't know, just do something! Don't let 2010 be the beginning of a painful death...


1 comment:

Dan said...

I’m still surviving off of those transaction fees that fattened my wallet in 07 & 08 and now that the funds are getting depleted, it’s time to replenish which I plan to do in 2010. In order to do so, I will continue my same strategy from years past. What I can promise is this……

#1 – I will print out my depth charts a few days before the draft like always.
#2 – I haven’t looked at my roster yet this year, but that will come shortly.
#3 – I will choose Peyton Manning again if he’s available.
#4 – I refuse to trade with Juice…we know how his players always stack up. Great in-season, pathetic in the post-season.
#5 – Moving Dallas has about a 0% chance, just like your chance to win it all!

See you all in a little over 2 weeks…..my bitches!