Corn on the Kolb?

Dear Mr. Kolb,

We know you are brimming with confidence after shellacking a "stout" KC Chefs team last September but you didn't stop there, did you? That's right, you proved you can collect garbage stats like nobody's business, too, against an "offensively" bad New Orleans defense in a home loss. We know, we know...the recipient of 16 catches and 208 yards during that span was none other than your "roommate" on the road - Brent "Go Meat" Celek. Is it true he's a TE? Well, the cat is out of the bag in 2010 and with a cocky and youthful skill position core, do you truly believe that the real core - aka Your Offensive Line - can provide you the time with naggin injuries popping up? The short answer is "YES" I suppose. But only if Celek is kept in to cover your backside on 45% of the snaps! Only you know if he can actually do it, though...

This leads me to my final question... Are you Ninja material? You certainly have the unproven confidence. Hell, just look at the size of your head...only guys with an inflated sense of what one can accomplish can don the Mafia logo, my friend. Based on the photo, you were born to play for me. But are you better than Mr. Rivers (or Patrick Crayton for that matter)? Obviously the VJAX situation must be a concern. People forget that Malcolm Floyd was supposed to explode once Chambers got traded last season. Didn't happen. And Legedu was doo doo in the box scores. The bright spot is AG, of course. But is he enough?

Happy Cheesesteaks!

Ninja