Thursday, August 5, 2010

WE HAVE A 5 ROUNDER, BOYS!


A quick keeper recap and update followed by 5 rounds of pure bliss! Enjoy!

SchoolGirls - Keepers: Romo, Roddy, Witten, and Turner

DNice - Keepers: Michael Bush, Crabtree, Smith (NYG), and Bradshaw (NEW)

Brain - Keepers: Benson, Cutler, Aromashadu (McCoy looks to be odd man out now!), and Vernon Davis

100% Juice - Keepers: Rodgers, Gore, Arian Foster, and Wallace

The Legend - Keepers: Bowe, Meachem (NEW), Mendenhall, and Garcon

Flava - Keepers: Flacco, Maclin, Greene, and Sims-Walker

PE - Keepers: Clark, Chambers, Slaton...yikes!

Ninja Mafia -Keepers: Colston, MJD, Kolb, and Pierre (STILL won't keep Rivers and you know it)

UCB - Keepers: Sidney Rice, Miles Austin, Jamaal Charles, and Hakeem Nicks

Dumb and Dangerous - Keepers: Celek, Brees, Marshall, and Grant

Here we go!

1.01 SchoolGirls - Chris Johnson
1.02 DNice - Adrian Peterson
1.03 Juice (Brain's Original Pick) - Andre Johnson
1.04 Juice - Ray Rice
1.05 Legend - Larry Fitzgerald
1.06 Flava - Randy Moss
1.07 PE - Peyton Manning
1.08 Ninja - Reggie Wayne
1.09 UCB - Calvin Johnson
1.10 D&D - Steven Jackson

Nothing surprising once again...PE can't help scratching the Peyton itch in a contract year. He won't take Wayne contrary to Nina's belief because he already has Dallas Clark and understands the importance of diversifying especially given a likely decision on Addai in round three.

2.01 D&D - Anquan Boldin
2.02 UCB - Greg Jennings
2.03 Ninja - DeSean Jackson
2.04 PE - Steve Smith (car)
2.05 Flava - Ryan Mathews
2.06 Legend - Beanie Wells
2.07 Brain (Juice's Original Pick) - DeAngelo Williams
2.08 Brain (used to be LeSean keep) - LeSean McCoy
2.09 DNice - Tom Brady
2.10 SchoolGirls - Chad Ochocinco

Brain let's the value fall to him in Juice's old spot. And given the history of Juice's 2nd round picks over the years, there is always great value there. Plus, who would have thought the LeSean would come to you anyways??? Other than that, too much good pub regarding Beanie so Fred gives a minor reach at 16.

3.01 SchoolGirls - Antonio Gates
3.02 DNice - Wes Welker
3.03 Brain - Hines Ward
3.04 Brain (Juice's Original Pick) - Matt Forte
3.05 Legend - Matt Schaub
3.06 Flava - Jahvid Best
3.07 PE - Knowshon Moreno
3.08 Ninja - Jonathan Stewart
3.09 UCB - Joseph Addai
3.10 D&D - Ronnie Brown

Welker comes home to DNice headquarters. And again, Brain makes a nice value play with Forte, albeit a bit of a homer pick, and goes back to the reliable ketchup well in Hines. And Dan goes Knowshon because he believes he'll be back by week one and shouldn't have fallen anyway. Good pick? Possibly.

4.01 D&D - Felix Jones
4.02 UCB - Barrett Ruud
4.03 Ninja - Jon Beason
4.04 PE - London Fletcher
4.05 Flava - Rolando McClain
4.06 Legend - Santana Moss
4.07 Juice - Demeco Ryans
4.08 Juice (Brain's Original Pick) - Jermichael Finley
4.09 DNice - Karlos Dansby
4.10 SchoolGirls - No pick...Keeping Turner

You laugh. You think my inner Yoda is coming out. But ask yourself - Am I willing to reach into the offensive grab bag when there are difference making IDPs to be had? Your answer should be no, but some of you will stubbornly let the run pass and play the lottery. Rolling 4 stud LBs is always a good thing, right Juice?

5.01 SchoolGirls - Julius Peppers
5.02 DNice - Marion Barber
5.03 Brain - Ray Lewis
5.04 Juice - Terrell Suggs
5.05 Legend - Demarcus Ware
5.06 Flava - Tony Gonzalez
5.07 PE - TJ Houshmandzadeh
5.08 Ninja - Vincent Jackson
5.09 UCB - Dez Bryant
5.10 D&D - Jonathan Vilma

Do owners come to their senses in round five? Nobody will pass on an IDP in both rounds 4 and 5 so to answer the question - yes, every owner gets a little smarter in 2010, UCB included!

I'm trying to keep up with the fluid keeper statuses and the swapping picks so if I missed anything, feel free to bust me balls in the comments! And of course, when you disagree with your picks, reach down yourselves throw an opinion out there. I would like to think that Ninja isn't the only one sporting a giant beanbag! Even you, too, Commish...how about showing us what ya got!

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