Mark this date down, folks - August 3rd, 2010. What looked to be another glorious day at UCB headquarters was shaken by the Brett Favre news. But wait, as if the weekend news of Sidney Rice, MD wasn't worrisome enough, I've been officially pulled into Rich Eisen's nightly "Favre Watch." Can you believe this chronic training camp skipper? I'm not convinced. But that's another story.
Now I get a report that Hakeem Nicks goes down at the end of practice with a hyperextended knee injury just as he "had clearly taken the lead for the spot opposite Steve Smith in the Giants offense in 2010."
Great. Now all I need is Miles to get Kardasian knocked up, lose his focus, and roll out the "Welcome back, Roy" banner as he steps aside for the ultimate underachiever to take over the #1 spot. Or how about Jamaal reinjuring his shoulder because Todd Haley made him wipe has ass. Better yet - Jermichael realizes that his time is now - the time to pull a Darrelle Revis expecting to be paid only to have the drunken Spencer Havner come back into the fold along with longtime Packer mentor, Bubba Franks
showing lil Spence the ropes!
Time to pray for my IDPs!
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